From, believe it or not, Literary Buffistas
Jim Eaton-Terry:
I note no-one has used the word "engorged" yet. Shame.
PMM:
His proud, engorged manhood jutted from its nest of crisp, dark curls. Eugenie blanched. Surely there was no part of her that could fit such a thing! If only the nuns had told her more of what to expect on this, her wedding night. Trembling, she shrunk back against the magnificent feather bed, so different from the pallet of straw she had been used to during her time at the convent. It's magnificence was as imposing as Ralf's staff, and overwhelmed, she began to weep copious, bewildered tears.
Jess PMoon, on getting a One Ring replica holiday presents:
My worry is that one of my relatives will think it would make a great gift for a Tolkien geek like me, and then I'll have to find a way of asking for time off work so that I can go destroy it in the fires of Mount Doom.
Allyson, on the CAPalert reviewer:
He has no time for context, he is too busy counting swear words. He's like god's rainman.
Typo Boy, on interpersonal relationships:
just because someone's leg occasionally comes off in your hand is no reason to stop pulling.
Can I sign up some people for that program? Stat?
ION: In... see if you can guess....
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PMM:The ice cream and handcuffs have nothing to do with kink!
Just comfort.
askyle: I don't know, I think it's kinda kinky to handcuff your ice cream.
