Rob: I think I've got an excess of blood in my caffeine system. I'll go fix that now.
Hey, preaching to the choir. I thought our Lady of the Perpetual Sea Breeze was the real deal until the Divine Miss J walked right through that door and right into my ass—which is where my heart is…physiologically. I could show you an x-ray.
Lorne ,'Time Bomb'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
bon bon - Nov 21, 2002 4:51:52 pm PST #972 of 10000
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Java cat - Nov 21, 2002 7:05:08 pm PST #973 of 10000
Not javachik
billytea in Lit:
Other phrases you're unlikely to come across in a sex scene in a romance novel:
- Screech
- Three-speed setting
- Hooker
- Baby got back
- Henry Kissinger
- Grunties
- 'Can I bring a friend?'
- Tiny
- Wombles
If someone can edit to make a list, please do. When I try, the list is double-spaced.done
Theodosia - Nov 21, 2002 7:13:29 pm PST #974 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Someone quoted one of the Secret Diaries (Sauron):
Day Three Million Sixteen:
Wonder if Saruman becoming somewhat deaf? Told him I was hoping we could delineate boundaries of relationship, instead he defoliated Isengard.
And in response, DXMachina said:
Sounds like Sauron needs a digital palantir.
Java cat - Nov 21, 2002 8:02:56 pm PST #975 of 10000
Not javachik
Heather Alayne: I got a phone call from my dad on my wedding night asking if we liked the hotel room he got for us. It had twin beds.
Java cat - Nov 21, 2002 8:03:30 pm PST #976 of 10000
Not javachik
PMM: Maoist is one letter off of moist.
Daisy Jane - Nov 21, 2002 8:06:27 pm PST #977 of 10000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Heather Alayne: I got a phone call from my dad on my wedding night asking if we liked the hotel room he got for us. It had twin beds.
I'll have to let Dad know somebody thought his little joke was funny.
DXMachina - Nov 21, 2002 8:13:35 pm PST #978 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Victor Infante -
Oh, and saw the new Harry Potter. It's fun. Branaugh is perfect, but he knew that.
Trudy Booth - Nov 21, 2002 11:03:02 pm PST #979 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Katefate (during a discussion of contemporary feminism): Why no, I'm not bitter, because that would be unattractive.
Trudy Booth - Nov 22, 2002 12:01:41 am PST #980 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
John H: Of course, one of the things in our seminar which was very strongly emphasised was that people should not attempt to make real-life meetings with other people they meet online. That was certainly going to end in trouble...
Anne W: Or at least TOO MUCH CANDY.
Trudy Booth - Nov 22, 2002 1:01:38 am PST #981 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
erikaj: No! If you were dying, I would say don't renew your magazine subscriptions.