Kat, in Natter:
Saint Anthony, Saint Anthony please come around. Something is lost and cannot be found.
What is lost? My GODDAMN HOUSE KEYS.
ETA: as ever, St. Anthony kicks ASS and finds my keys.
You're not friends. You'll never be friends. You'll be in love till it kills you both.
Spike ,'Sleeper'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Jesse - Dec 30, 2005 7:06:54 pm PST #8234 of 10000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Pix - Jan 01, 2006 5:34:20 pm PST #8235 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
Deena in Bitches:
A new year snippet from our favorite raptor girl.
Scene: Dinner table. Once again, Kara and Nick are sitting beside one another.
Kara: You look yummmmy Nick.
Nick: Uh...
Greg and I: Uh? Wha?
Kara: You do. You look yummy.
Nick: Heh. heh. Thanks. I guess.
Greg and I: Um....
Kara: Mmmmmmmmm.
Nick: Heh. Stop that.
Kara: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Nick: Mom, make her stop.
Greg and I::::laughing:::
Kara: I'm a pigeon and I eat people. See my pigeon feet?
Nick: jumping up and running. Uh....thanks for dinner!
Kara: Mmmmmmmmmmmm
Greg: That's my girl! Profoundly disturb all the adults in the room with just four words.
Eddie - Jan 02, 2006 7:59:39 am PST #8236 of 10000
Your tag here.
Natter, on the power of suggestion:
DavidS: Also, I too have fallen for HypnoSue's suggestion and will make oatmeal for breakfast.
Sue: Man, next time I will suggest people send me money, or hot guys!
Scrappy - Jan 03, 2006 7:30:07 am PST #8237 of 10000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Tommyrot, being thoughtful in Natter:
I wonder if some day we'll have police robots that have been made cute to make them seem less threatening.
"I'm your worst nightmare - a Hello Kitty with a badge!"
billytea - Jan 03, 2006 2:25:15 pm PST #8238 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Erin, in Botches (ah, stuff it. I like that typo.):
HOW TO TALK DIRTY
Lesson 1:
Say "damn."
Repeat 10 times, using different inflections. (I.e., angry, surpised, regretful, etc.)
Lesson 20:
Practice saying "Damn you, wild stallion, fuck me like tomorrow's coming with you" in different vocal ranges. Try:
an erotic whisper
a full-bodied moan
a primal scream
Theodosia - Jan 04, 2006 6:52:40 am PST #8239 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Perkins:
I'm trapped beneath my cat. Send sushi.
Volans - Jan 04, 2006 10:18:37 am PST #8240 of 10000
move out and draw fire
Happy Christmas, from the Bitches:
Fay: ...well, suffice it to say that Santa comes but once a year - but he visits EVERYONE IN THE WESTERN WORLD, and many people beyond, and he knows exactly who's naughty and who's nice, and makes sure to give them what they're asking for. (There's enough in his sack for everybody.)
billytea: Now I'm imagining Fay explaining the Sack of Troy. In her version it's what lured Helen over there in the first place.
Theodosia - Jan 04, 2006 4:51:31 pm PST #8241 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
ita speaks for many tech-head Buffistas :
The idea of curling up on my cuddle lounge and watching something on TiVo or listening to my iPod while I wirelessly surf the web on my Powerbook while Roomba scoots around and does my vacuuming...hot.
sarameg - Jan 05, 2006 9:29:01 am PST #8242 of 10000
Robin:
I can glue macaroni on a picture frame like a motherfucker.
Beverly - Jan 05, 2006 10:44:05 am PST #8243 of 10000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
Better without the context, tommyrot in Boxed Set:
Atomic waste explosions make your moon do the wacky....