Robin:
I can glue macaroni on a picture frame like a motherfucker.
Everyone's getting spanked but me.
Willow ,'The Killer In Me'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
sarameg - Jan 05, 2006 9:29:01 am PST #8242 of 10000
Beverly - Jan 05, 2006 10:44:05 am PST #8243 of 10000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
Better without the context, tommyrot in Boxed Set:
Atomic waste explosions make your moon do the wacky....
Anne W. - Jan 05, 2006 1:54:37 pm PST #8244 of 10000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.
erika
I'm not violent, despite certain violent preoccupations in the art I prefer, and also despite the fact that I'm not "Carry the ants outside," nonviolent.
billytea's interpretation of that brand of non-violence:
"No, my child, do not kill them. Carry the ants outside."
"But why, Sensei?"
"Because that's where I have that mofo buried up to his neck wearing a honey face mask."
Theodosia - Jan 06, 2006 2:17:41 am PST #8245 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Topic!Cindy:
Why is it a mortal sin to burn the flag, but a great idea to piss all over the Constitution?
billytea :
If someone set fire to the Constitution, and that was the only way to put it out, that could leave you in a quandary.
Theodosia - Jan 07, 2006 7:41:50 am PST #8246 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Debetesse:
Oh, fandom, with your logic which makes the insane trolls point and laugh.
Cass - Jan 08, 2006 6:42:35 pm PST #8247 of 10000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
In Lost:
Yahoo blurb: Jack watches with interest as Kate gives Sawyer a long-overdue haircut.
La Tep: It's like Bizarro!Hec.
Anne W. - Jan 09, 2006 5:39:05 pm PST #8248 of 10000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.
In Natter:
ita: As women in today's patriarchal society, we can never escape violence.
Excuse me. I need to change for krav.
Topic!Cindy - Jan 10, 2006 1:26:03 am PST #8249 of 10000
What is even happening?
Cashmere: All the other moms there were like, "How much time do you have?" and "Oh, that's soon!" Yeah. NOT soon enough, says I.
I just want someone to roll my bloated ass around like Violette Beauregarde.
Cashmere - Jan 10, 2006 3:49:20 am PST #8250 of 10000
Now tagless for your comfort.
From Movies:
ita:
Death of Blockbuster?
Matt the Bruins Fan:
Just tell me where they bury it so I can dance on the grave clicking my Netflix rental and recently purchased DVDs together like castinets.
DavidS - Jan 10, 2006 8:16:20 am PST #8251 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
In Bitches.
Maidengurl:
...write a letter citing your reasons for wanting to be on the Mayflower.
Jessica:
To: james@king.co.uk
From: plebe@thatchhut.co.uk
Subj: Mayflower???
Body: Hut cold, v v hungry. Pls send tix? TTYL!
Steph L.:
To: plebe@thatchhut.co.uk
From: james@king.co.uk
Subj: Mayflower???
Body: Sux 2 B U! LOL!!!1!
Jessica:
To: james@king.co.uk
From: plebe@thatchhut.co.uk
Subj: Re: re: Mayflower???
Body: Ur mom wuz hamster & ur dad smelt lk elderberries LOL!!!
Betsy:
To: plebe@thatchhut.co.uk From: plebe@king.co.uk
Subj: Re: Re: re: Mayflower???
Body: Enjoy ur stay in Tower. Cropped ears: v. fashionable.
Cc: Shire Magistrate