Buffy: How was school today? Dawn: The usual. A big square building filled with boredom and despair. Buffy: Just how I remember it.

'The Killer In Me'


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Eddie - Jan 02, 2006 7:59:39 am PST #8236 of 10000
Your tag here.

Natter, on the power of suggestion:

DavidS: Also, I too have fallen for HypnoSue's suggestion and will make oatmeal for breakfast.

Sue: Man, next time I will suggest people send me money, or hot guys!


Scrappy - Jan 03, 2006 7:30:07 am PST #8237 of 10000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Tommyrot, being thoughtful in Natter:

I wonder if some day we'll have police robots that have been made cute to make them seem less threatening.

"I'm your worst nightmare - a Hello Kitty with a badge!"


billytea - Jan 03, 2006 2:25:15 pm PST #8238 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Erin, in Botches (ah, stuff it. I like that typo.):

HOW TO TALK DIRTY

Lesson 1:

Say "damn."

Repeat 10 times, using different inflections. (I.e., angry, surpised, regretful, etc.)

Lesson 20:

Practice saying "Damn you, wild stallion, fuck me like tomorrow's coming with you" in different vocal ranges. Try:

an erotic whisper

a full-bodied moan

a primal scream


Theodosia - Jan 04, 2006 6:52:40 am PST #8239 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Perkins:

I'm trapped beneath my cat. Send sushi.


Volans - Jan 04, 2006 10:18:37 am PST #8240 of 10000
move out and draw fire

Happy Christmas, from the Bitches:

Fay: ...well, suffice it to say that Santa comes but once a year - but he visits EVERYONE IN THE WESTERN WORLD, and many people beyond, and he knows exactly who's naughty and who's nice, and makes sure to give them what they're asking for. (There's enough in his sack for everybody.)

billytea: Now I'm imagining Fay explaining the Sack of Troy. In her version it's what lured Helen over there in the first place.


Theodosia - Jan 04, 2006 4:51:31 pm PST #8241 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

ita speaks for many tech-head Buffistas :

The idea of curling up on my cuddle lounge and watching something on TiVo or listening to my iPod while I wirelessly surf the web on my Powerbook while Roomba scoots around and does my vacuuming...hot.


sarameg - Jan 05, 2006 9:29:01 am PST #8242 of 10000

Robin:

I can glue macaroni on a picture frame like a motherfucker.


Beverly - Jan 05, 2006 10:44:05 am PST #8243 of 10000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Better without the context, tommyrot in Boxed Set:

Atomic waste explosions make your moon do the wacky....


Anne W. - Jan 05, 2006 1:54:37 pm PST #8244 of 10000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

erika

I'm not violent, despite certain violent preoccupations in the art I prefer, and also despite the fact that I'm not "Carry the ants outside," nonviolent.

billytea's interpretation of that brand of non-violence:

"No, my child, do not kill them. Carry the ants outside."
"But why, Sensei?"
"Because that's where I have that mofo buried up to his neck wearing a honey face mask."


Theodosia - Jan 06, 2006 2:17:41 am PST #8245 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Topic!Cindy:

Why is it a mortal sin to burn the flag, but a great idea to piss all over the Constitution?

billytea :

If someone set fire to the Constitution, and that was the only way to put it out, that could leave you in a quandary.