Mal: You were dead! Tracy: Hunh? Oh. Right. Suppose I was. Hey there, Zoe.

'The Message'


Coffee On My Monitor  

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Theodosia - Jan 04, 2006 4:51:31 pm PST #8241 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

ita speaks for many tech-head Buffistas :

The idea of curling up on my cuddle lounge and watching something on TiVo or listening to my iPod while I wirelessly surf the web on my Powerbook while Roomba scoots around and does my vacuuming...hot.


sarameg - Jan 05, 2006 9:29:01 am PST #8242 of 10000

Robin:

I can glue macaroni on a picture frame like a motherfucker.


Beverly - Jan 05, 2006 10:44:05 am PST #8243 of 10000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Better without the context, tommyrot in Boxed Set:

Atomic waste explosions make your moon do the wacky....


Anne W. - Jan 05, 2006 1:54:37 pm PST #8244 of 10000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

erika

I'm not violent, despite certain violent preoccupations in the art I prefer, and also despite the fact that I'm not "Carry the ants outside," nonviolent.

billytea's interpretation of that brand of non-violence:

"No, my child, do not kill them. Carry the ants outside."
"But why, Sensei?"
"Because that's where I have that mofo buried up to his neck wearing a honey face mask."


Theodosia - Jan 06, 2006 2:17:41 am PST #8245 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Topic!Cindy:

Why is it a mortal sin to burn the flag, but a great idea to piss all over the Constitution?

billytea :

If someone set fire to the Constitution, and that was the only way to put it out, that could leave you in a quandary.


Theodosia - Jan 07, 2006 7:41:50 am PST #8246 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Debetesse:

Oh, fandom, with your logic which makes the insane trolls point and laugh.


Cass - Jan 08, 2006 6:42:35 pm PST #8247 of 10000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

In Lost:

Yahoo blurb: Jack watches with interest as Kate gives Sawyer a long-overdue haircut.

La Tep: It's like Bizarro!Hec.


Anne W. - Jan 09, 2006 5:39:05 pm PST #8248 of 10000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

In Natter:

ita: As women in today's patriarchal society, we can never escape violence.

Excuse me. I need to change for krav.


Topic!Cindy - Jan 10, 2006 1:26:03 am PST #8249 of 10000
What is even happening?

Cashmere: All the other moms there were like, "How much time do you have?" and "Oh, that's soon!" Yeah. NOT soon enough, says I.

I just want someone to roll my bloated ass around like Violette Beauregarde.


Cashmere - Jan 10, 2006 3:49:20 am PST #8250 of 10000
Now tagless for your comfort.

From Movies:

ita:

Death of Blockbuster?

Matt the Bruins Fan:

Just tell me where they bury it so I can dance on the grave clicking my Netflix rental and recently purchased DVDs together like castinets.