Better without the context, tommyrot in Boxed Set:
Atomic waste explosions make your moon do the wacky....
Womack ,'The Message'
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Better without the context, tommyrot in Boxed Set:
Atomic waste explosions make your moon do the wacky....
erika
I'm not violent, despite certain violent preoccupations in the art I prefer, and also despite the fact that I'm not "Carry the ants outside," nonviolent.
billytea's interpretation of that brand of non-violence:
"No, my child, do not kill them. Carry the ants outside."
"But why, Sensei?"
"Because that's where I have that mofo buried up to his neck wearing a honey face mask."
Topic!Cindy:
Why is it a mortal sin to burn the flag, but a great idea to piss all over the Constitution?
billytea :
If someone set fire to the Constitution, and that was the only way to put it out, that could leave you in a quandary.
Debetesse:
Oh, fandom, with your logic which makes the insane trolls point and laugh.
In Lost:
Yahoo blurb: Jack watches with interest as Kate gives Sawyer a long-overdue haircut.
La Tep: It's like Bizarro!Hec.
In Natter:
ita: As women in today's patriarchal society, we can never escape violence.
Excuse me. I need to change for krav.
Cashmere: All the other moms there were like, "How much time do you have?" and "Oh, that's soon!" Yeah. NOT soon enough, says I.
I just want someone to roll my bloated ass around like Violette Beauregarde.
From Movies:
ita:
Death of Blockbuster?
Matt the Bruins Fan:
Just tell me where they bury it so I can dance on the grave clicking my Netflix rental and recently purchased DVDs together like castinets.
In Bitches.
Maidengurl:
...write a letter citing your reasons for wanting to be on the Mayflower.
Jessica:
To: james@king.co.uk
From: plebe@thatchhut.co.uk
Subj: Mayflower???
Body: Hut cold, v v hungry. Pls send tix? TTYL!
Steph L.:
To: plebe@thatchhut.co.uk
From: james@king.co.uk
Subj: Mayflower???
Body: Sux 2 B U! LOL!!!1!
Jessica:
To: james@king.co.uk
From: plebe@thatchhut.co.uk
Subj: Re: re: Mayflower???
Body: Ur mom wuz hamster & ur dad smelt lk elderberries LOL!!!
Betsy:
To: plebe@thatchhut.co.uk From: plebe@king.co.uk
Subj: Re: Re: re: Mayflower???
Body: Enjoy ur stay in Tower. Cropped ears: v. fashionable.
Cc: Shire Magistrate
Steph. L in Bitches:
To: GovPhipps@mass.gov From: larrycolonist@coven.org Subject: Witches
The witch, the witch, the witch is on fire....
To: larrycolonist@coven.org From: GovPhipps@mass.gov Subject: Re: Witches
You don't need no water -- let the motherfuckers burn; burn, motherfuckers, burn.