Mal ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
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I'm not violent, despite certain violent preoccupations in the art I prefer, and also despite the fact that I'm not "Carry the ants outside," nonviolent.
billytea's interpretation of that brand of non-violence:
"No, my child, do not kill them. Carry the ants outside."
"But why, Sensei?"
"Because that's where I have that mofo buried up to his neck wearing a honey face mask."
Topic!Cindy:
Why is it a mortal sin to burn the flag, but a great idea to piss all over the Constitution?
billytea :
If someone set fire to the Constitution, and that was the only way to put it out, that could leave you in a quandary.
Debetesse:
Oh, fandom, with your logic which makes the insane trolls point and laugh.
In Lost:
Yahoo blurb: Jack watches with interest as Kate gives Sawyer a long-overdue haircut.
La Tep: It's like Bizarro!Hec.
In Natter:
ita: As women in today's patriarchal society, we can never escape violence.
Excuse me. I need to change for krav.
Cashmere: All the other moms there were like, "How much time do you have?" and "Oh, that's soon!" Yeah. NOT soon enough, says I.
I just want someone to roll my bloated ass around like Violette Beauregarde.
From Movies:
ita:
Death of Blockbuster?
Matt the Bruins Fan:
Just tell me where they bury it so I can dance on the grave clicking my Netflix rental and recently purchased DVDs together like castinets.
In Bitches.
Maidengurl:
...write a letter citing your reasons for wanting to be on the Mayflower.
Jessica:
To: james@king.co.uk
From: plebe@thatchhut.co.uk
Subj: Mayflower???
Body: Hut cold, v v hungry. Pls send tix? TTYL!
Steph L.:
To: plebe@thatchhut.co.uk
From: james@king.co.uk
Subj: Mayflower???
Body: Sux 2 B U! LOL!!!1!
Jessica:
To: james@king.co.uk
From: plebe@thatchhut.co.uk
Subj: Re: re: Mayflower???
Body: Ur mom wuz hamster & ur dad smelt lk elderberries LOL!!!
Betsy:
To: plebe@thatchhut.co.uk From: plebe@king.co.uk
Subj: Re: Re: re: Mayflower???
Body: Enjoy ur stay in Tower. Cropped ears: v. fashionable.
Cc: Shire Magistrate
Steph. L in Bitches:
To: GovPhipps@mass.gov From: larrycolonist@coven.org Subject: Witches
The witch, the witch, the witch is on fire....
To: larrycolonist@coven.org From: GovPhipps@mass.gov Subject: Re: Witches
You don't need no water -- let the motherfuckers burn; burn, motherfuckers, burn.
amych in Natter:
We didn't have computers in the classroom back then, so teacher made us LARP Oregon Trail instead. Some of the boys got way too into their death scenes after they looked up "dysentery".