'Out Of Gas'
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Happy Christmas, from the Bitches:
Fay: ...well, suffice it to say that Santa comes but once a year - but he visits EVERYONE IN THE WESTERN WORLD, and many people beyond, and he knows exactly who's naughty and who's nice, and makes sure to give them what they're asking for. (There's enough in his sack for everybody.)
billytea: Now I'm imagining Fay explaining the Sack of Troy. In her version it's what lured Helen over there in the first place.
ita speaks for many tech-head Buffistas :
The idea of curling up on my cuddle lounge and watching something on TiVo or listening to my iPod while I wirelessly surf the web on my Powerbook while Roomba scoots around and does my vacuuming...hot.
Robin:
I can glue macaroni on a picture frame like a motherfucker.
Better without the context, tommyrot in Boxed Set:
Atomic waste explosions make your moon do the wacky....
erika
I'm not violent, despite certain violent preoccupations in the art I prefer, and also despite the fact that I'm not "Carry the ants outside," nonviolent.
billytea's interpretation of that brand of non-violence:
"No, my child, do not kill them. Carry the ants outside."
"But why, Sensei?"
"Because that's where I have that mofo buried up to his neck wearing a honey face mask."
Topic!Cindy:
Why is it a mortal sin to burn the flag, but a great idea to piss all over the Constitution?
billytea :
If someone set fire to the Constitution, and that was the only way to put it out, that could leave you in a quandary.
Debetesse:
Oh, fandom, with your logic which makes the insane trolls point and laugh.
In Lost:
Yahoo blurb: Jack watches with interest as Kate gives Sawyer a long-overdue haircut.
La Tep: It's like Bizarro!Hec.
In Natter:
ita: As women in today's patriarchal society, we can never escape violence.
Excuse me. I need to change for krav.
Cashmere: All the other moms there were like, "How much time do you have?" and "Oh, that's soon!" Yeah. NOT soon enough, says I.
I just want someone to roll my bloated ass around like Violette Beauregarde.