'Just Rewards (2)'
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
tommyrot: Today I took the CTA L to work. The L is not as good as Metra. One example of this is that I've never smelled urine on a Metra train, but it happens once in a while on the L. Like today. So not only did I smell urine during my first train ride, but I've since discovered that I have taken on the urine smell. Yes, I smell like someone else's urine.
Coincedentally, I am wearing one of my Urinetown t-shirts. I think I shall try to avoid people today.
ita: My only first-hand knowledge of potty training was the epiphany when I realised my childhood was over (slightly melodramatic child, I was). Then I realised that I was so far the only one that knew I was potty trained -- so I peed on the carpet one last time for auld lang syne.
msbelle getting to the crotch crux of the problem in Natter:
joe boucher: Not an Onion headline: Some see Virgin Mary in underpass stain.
msbelle: I read that as underpants.
In Minearverse:
Allyson: I've already written his Emmy acceptance speech. He says some nice things about my hair in it.
Betsy HP: Yes, but does he remember to thank his massage therapist, his chiropractor, and his acupuncturist?
Allyson: No, Betsy. But he does remember to thank his parents, God and Ayn Rand.
Calli:
I generally equate "Dissing President Bush is unpatriotic!!!1eleventy!" with "I have no logical answer to your criticisms of his actions and must hide behind the flag until you go away and take your facts with you."
Almare: To be honest, my half-brother's retarded sister loves "MacArthur Park." She hates "Tusk." I have a tendency to trust her with things like that.
Cindy with the setup, and tommyrot with the follow through in Natter:
What salutation would you use to write a letter to the pope, anyhow?
YOUR INCREASED SIZE WILL PLEASE HER.
Cindy, on the dangers of dating for geeks:
Would you do it with a Vorlon? Would you do it, wearing Orlon? Would you do it with a phaser? Would you, could you, with a taser?
Not with a Vorlon And not in Orlon. Not with a phaser. Don't make me get *my* taser. I do not like you Geek-I-Am. I will not do the Trekker man.
Threadkiller/Gus on a crappy article that talked about "superheroes"
James Bond as a superhero, ultimate or otherwise.
I reject this notion.
Betsy HP
If so, his mutant ability is avoiding VD.
In Bitches:
Gudanov:
A fun way to disinfect the toilet. Pour alcohol in the bowl and light it on fire.
Safety tip, don't sit on the toilet while it's burning.
-t:
This would be wonderful in crossstitch to hang in the bathroom.
Or even as a poster.