ita: My only first-hand knowledge of potty training was the epiphany when I realised my childhood was over (slightly melodramatic child, I was). Then I realised that I was so far the only one that knew I was potty trained -- so I peed on the carpet one last time for auld lang syne.
I was under the impression that I was your big comfy blanky.
Oz ,'Him'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Kate P. - Apr 20, 2005 8:31:38 am PDT #7576 of 10000
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
Aims - Apr 20, 2005 11:29:45 am PDT #7577 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
msbelle getting to the crotch crux of the problem in Natter:
joe boucher: Not an Onion headline: Some see Virgin Mary in underpass stain.
msbelle: I read that as underpants.
aurelia - Apr 20, 2005 1:12:03 pm PDT #7578 of 10000
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
In Minearverse:
Allyson: I've already written his Emmy acceptance speech. He says some nice things about my hair in it.
Betsy HP: Yes, but does he remember to thank his massage therapist, his chiropractor, and his acupuncturist?
Allyson: No, Betsy. But he does remember to thank his parents, God and Ayn Rand.
Theodosia - Apr 20, 2005 3:25:20 pm PDT #7579 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Calli:
I generally equate "Dissing President Bush is unpatriotic!!!1eleventy!" with "I have no logical answer to your criticisms of his actions and must hide behind the flag until you go away and take your facts with you."
Trudy Booth - Apr 20, 2005 7:59:47 pm PDT #7580 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Almare: To be honest, my half-brother's retarded sister loves "MacArthur Park." She hates "Tusk." I have a tendency to trust her with things like that.
Frankenbuddha - Apr 21, 2005 11:00:01 am PDT #7581 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Cindy with the setup, and tommyrot with the follow through in Natter:
What salutation would you use to write a letter to the pope, anyhow?
YOUR INCREASED SIZE WILL PLEASE HER.
amych - Apr 21, 2005 11:54:36 am PDT #7582 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Cindy, on the dangers of dating for geeks:
Would you do it with a Vorlon? Would you do it, wearing Orlon? Would you do it with a phaser? Would you, could you, with a taser?
Not with a Vorlon And not in Orlon. Not with a phaser. Don't make me get *my* taser. I do not like you Geek-I-Am. I will not do the Trekker man.
Vortex - Apr 22, 2005 5:18:23 am PDT #7583 of 10000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Threadkiller/Gus on a crappy article that talked about "superheroes"
James Bond as a superhero, ultimate or otherwise.
I reject this notion.
Betsy HP
If so, his mutant ability is avoiding VD.
beathen - Apr 22, 2005 5:21:33 am PDT #7584 of 10000
Sure I went over to the Dark Side, but just to pick up a few things.
In Bitches:
Gudanov:
A fun way to disinfect the toilet. Pour alcohol in the bowl and light it on fire.
Safety tip, don't sit on the toilet while it's burning.
-t:
This would be wonderful in crossstitch to hang in the bathroom.
Or even as a poster.
flea - Apr 22, 2005 2:17:13 pm PDT #7585 of 10000
information libertarian
Hec: But my tongue remembered the incredibly addictive pink grapefruit with campari sorbet so that's what I got.
Betsy: My husband loves this so much he worked out his own recipe, and we always have it in the freezer.
JZ: Betsy, I know your husband doesn't actually believe in God, but every time I learn something new about him I become more and more convinced that this may well be because he is himself a god.