In Bitches:
Gudanov:
A fun way to disinfect the toilet. Pour alcohol in the bowl and light it on fire.
Safety tip, don't sit on the toilet while it's burning.
-t:
This would be wonderful in crossstitch to hang in the bathroom.
Or even as a poster.
Monty: Whaddya mean she ain't my wife? Mal: She ain't your wife... cause she's married to me.
'Trash'
Coffee On My Monitor
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beathen - Apr 22, 2005 5:21:33 am PDT #7584 of 10000
Sure I went over to the Dark Side, but just to pick up a few things.
flea - Apr 22, 2005 2:17:13 pm PDT #7585 of 10000
information libertarian
Hec: But my tongue remembered the incredibly addictive pink grapefruit with campari sorbet so that's what I got.
Betsy: My husband loves this so much he worked out his own recipe, and we always have it in the freezer.
JZ: Betsy, I know your husband doesn't actually believe in God, but every time I learn something new about him I become more and more convinced that this may well be because he is himself a god.
Jessica - Apr 25, 2005 8:26:49 am PDT #7586 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
The Empress, in Bitches:
Unless I'm in a large body of water screaming "Save me, save me.", don't presume I need saving. And if I am, please throw a life ring at me, not The Good Book.
Topic!Cindy - Apr 25, 2005 8:50:38 am PDT #7587 of 10000
What is even happening?
Nutty: Editors exist for a reason, people.
amych: To make the Baby Anne Rice cry?
Scrappy - Apr 25, 2005 11:59:35 am PDT #7588 of 10000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Hec--on Jeff Meija's health saga, in Bitches:
Jeff that is such an epic tale, it deserves to be made into a movie starring Russell Crowe in the lead. As your kidney. Then he can die tragically and be replaced by a new kidney, as played by Orlando Bloom.
Aims - Apr 25, 2005 1:37:52 pm PDT #7589 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
ChiKat in Bitches:
I'm going home now and I'm gonna stop and buy cookies. Mmmm, cookies. M'fashnik.
Steph L. - Apr 26, 2005 5:30:43 am PDT #7590 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism
In Natter:
beth b.: Really -- the most fun part of your taxes is the library. Unless the firemen work out in your local park.
Scrappy - Apr 26, 2005 7:00:09 am PDT #7591 of 10000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Betsy, in Minearverse:
I am about to be a bad, bad mother. And not in a Tarantino way.
libkitty - Apr 26, 2005 9:12:37 am PDT #7592 of 10000
Embrace the idea that we are the leaders we've been looking for. Grace Lee Boggs
The incredible JZ, in Natter, commenting on a news report:
"We can only spray one poison at a time all over our crops! We wring our hands in despair!... But, wait! If we infuse our crops with essence of human liver, we can dump metric shitloads of poison all over them! We're brilliant!"
Jessica - Apr 26, 2005 11:30:51 am PDT #7593 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Teppy in Natter:
!/; = OTP.