Cindy, on the dangers of dating for geeks:

Would you do it with a Vorlon?
Would you do it, wearing Orlon?
Would you do it with a phaser?
Would you, could you, with a taser?

Not with a Vorlon
And not in Orlon.
Not with a phaser.
Don't make me get *my* taser.
I do not like you Geek-I-Am.
I will not do the Trekker man. 

Threadkiller/Gus on a crappy article that talked about "superheroes"

James Bond as a superhero, ultimate or otherwise.

I reject this notion.

Betsy HP

If so, his mutant ability is avoiding VD.

In Bitches:

Gudanov:

A fun way to disinfect the toilet. Pour alcohol in the bowl and light it on fire.

Safety tip, don't sit on the toilet while it's burning.

-t:

This would be wonderful in crossstitch to hang in the bathroom.

Or even as a poster.

Hec: But my tongue remembered the incredibly addictive pink grapefruit with campari sorbet so that's what I got.

Betsy: My husband loves this so much he worked out his own recipe, and we always have it in the freezer.

JZ: Betsy, I know your husband doesn't actually believe in God, but every time I learn something new about him I become more and more convinced that this may well be because he is himself a god.

The Empress, in Bitches:

Unless I'm in a large body of water screaming "Save me, save me.", don't presume I need saving. And if I am, please throw a life ring at me, not The Good Book.

Nutty: Editors exist for a reason, people.

amych: To make the Baby Anne Rice cry?

Hec--on Jeff Meija's health saga, in Bitches:

Jeff that is such an epic tale, it deserves to be made into a movie starring Russell Crowe in the lead. As your kidney. Then he can die tragically and be replaced by a new kidney, as played by Orlando Bloom.

ChiKat in Bitches:

I'm going home now and I'm gonna stop and buy cookies. Mmmm, cookies. M'fashnik.

In Natter:

beth b.: Really -- the most fun part of your taxes is the library. Unless the firemen work out in your local park.

Betsy, in Minearverse:

I am about to be a bad, bad mother. And not in a Tarantino way.