Calli:
I generally equate "Dissing President Bush is unpatriotic!!!1eleventy!" with "I have no logical answer to your criticisms of his actions and must hide behind the flag until you go away and take your facts with you."
Joyce: Dawn, you be good. Xander: We will. Just gonna play with some matches, run with scissors, take candy from some guy, I don't know his name.
'Beneath You'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Theodosia - Apr 20, 2005 3:25:20 pm PDT #7579 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Trudy Booth - Apr 20, 2005 7:59:47 pm PDT #7580 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Almare: To be honest, my half-brother's retarded sister loves "MacArthur Park." She hates "Tusk." I have a tendency to trust her with things like that.
Frankenbuddha - Apr 21, 2005 11:00:01 am PDT #7581 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Cindy with the setup, and tommyrot with the follow through in Natter:
What salutation would you use to write a letter to the pope, anyhow?
YOUR INCREASED SIZE WILL PLEASE HER.
amych - Apr 21, 2005 11:54:36 am PDT #7582 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Cindy, on the dangers of dating for geeks:
Would you do it with a Vorlon? Would you do it, wearing Orlon? Would you do it with a phaser? Would you, could you, with a taser?
Not with a Vorlon And not in Orlon. Not with a phaser. Don't make me get *my* taser. I do not like you Geek-I-Am. I will not do the Trekker man.
Vortex - Apr 22, 2005 5:18:23 am PDT #7583 of 10000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Threadkiller/Gus on a crappy article that talked about "superheroes"
James Bond as a superhero, ultimate or otherwise.
I reject this notion.
Betsy HP
If so, his mutant ability is avoiding VD.
beathen - Apr 22, 2005 5:21:33 am PDT #7584 of 10000
Sure I went over to the Dark Side, but just to pick up a few things.
In Bitches:
Gudanov:
A fun way to disinfect the toilet. Pour alcohol in the bowl and light it on fire.
Safety tip, don't sit on the toilet while it's burning.
-t:
This would be wonderful in crossstitch to hang in the bathroom.
Or even as a poster.
flea - Apr 22, 2005 2:17:13 pm PDT #7585 of 10000
information libertarian
Hec: But my tongue remembered the incredibly addictive pink grapefruit with campari sorbet so that's what I got.
Betsy: My husband loves this so much he worked out his own recipe, and we always have it in the freezer.
JZ: Betsy, I know your husband doesn't actually believe in God, but every time I learn something new about him I become more and more convinced that this may well be because he is himself a god.
Jessica - Apr 25, 2005 8:26:49 am PDT #7586 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
The Empress, in Bitches:
Unless I'm in a large body of water screaming "Save me, save me.", don't presume I need saving. And if I am, please throw a life ring at me, not The Good Book.
Topic!Cindy - Apr 25, 2005 8:50:38 am PDT #7587 of 10000
What is even happening?
Nutty: Editors exist for a reason, people.
amych: To make the Baby Anne Rice cry?
Scrappy - Apr 25, 2005 11:59:35 am PDT #7588 of 10000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Hec--on Jeff Meija's health saga, in Bitches:
Jeff that is such an epic tale, it deserves to be made into a movie starring Russell Crowe in the lead. As your kidney. Then he can die tragically and be replaced by a new kidney, as played by Orlando Bloom.