Tara ,'Storyteller'
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
In Minearverse:
Allyson: I've already written his Emmy acceptance speech. He says some nice things about my hair in it.
Betsy HP: Yes, but does he remember to thank his massage therapist, his chiropractor, and his acupuncturist?
Allyson: No, Betsy. But he does remember to thank his parents, God and Ayn Rand.
Calli:
I generally equate "Dissing President Bush is unpatriotic!!!1eleventy!" with "I have no logical answer to your criticisms of his actions and must hide behind the flag until you go away and take your facts with you."
Almare: To be honest, my half-brother's retarded sister loves "MacArthur Park." She hates "Tusk." I have a tendency to trust her with things like that.
Cindy with the setup, and tommyrot with the follow through in Natter:
What salutation would you use to write a letter to the pope, anyhow?
YOUR INCREASED SIZE WILL PLEASE HER.
Cindy, on the dangers of dating for geeks:
Would you do it with a Vorlon? Would you do it, wearing Orlon? Would you do it with a phaser? Would you, could you, with a taser?
Not with a Vorlon And not in Orlon. Not with a phaser. Don't make me get *my* taser. I do not like you Geek-I-Am. I will not do the Trekker man.
Threadkiller/Gus on a crappy article that talked about "superheroes"
James Bond as a superhero, ultimate or otherwise.
I reject this notion.
Betsy HP
If so, his mutant ability is avoiding VD.
In Bitches:
Gudanov:
A fun way to disinfect the toilet. Pour alcohol in the bowl and light it on fire.
Safety tip, don't sit on the toilet while it's burning.
-t:
This would be wonderful in crossstitch to hang in the bathroom.
Or even as a poster.
Hec: But my tongue remembered the incredibly addictive pink grapefruit with campari sorbet so that's what I got.
Betsy: My husband loves this so much he worked out his own recipe, and we always have it in the freezer.
JZ: Betsy, I know your husband doesn't actually believe in God, but every time I learn something new about him I become more and more convinced that this may well be because he is himself a god.
The Empress, in Bitches:
Unless I'm in a large body of water screaming "Save me, save me.", don't presume I need saving. And if I am, please throw a life ring at me, not The Good Book.
Nutty: Editors exist for a reason, people.
amych: To make the Baby Anne Rice cry?