Zoe: Yeah? Thought you'd get land crazy that long in port. Wash: Probably, but I've been sane a long while now, and change is good.

'Shindig'


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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Topic!Cindy - Apr 19, 2005 4:03:09 am PDT #7565 of 10000
What is even happening?

Betsy: I think in semicolons and italics. It's bad.

deb: So do I; and it is not bad!


brenda m - Apr 19, 2005 4:04:41 am PDT #7566 of 10000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Toddson in F2F: The classic Buffista/Bitch conversation - Spike, corsets, babies, then lists.


Fred Pete - Apr 19, 2005 4:12:31 am PDT #7567 of 10000
Ann, that's a ferret.

Arbiters of good taste, in Bitches:

Eddie: Hi Perkins, I'm with you in the insomnia boat. Are they watching porn at least?

Perkins: No. The news. What's up with that?

Eddie: That's just sick.


Strix - Apr 19, 2005 7:58:04 am PDT #7568 of 10000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Topic!Cindy, In Natter:

A woman I worked with went to a Catholic college (or boarding prep school--I disremember). There was apparently a cemetery for the nuns, on the grounds. She saw one headstone with the name Mary Circumcision. Bet that one didn't pick her own name.


Topic!Cindy - Apr 19, 2005 8:03:13 am PDT #7569 of 10000
What is even happening?

(erin, thank you! Can you or a stompy correct my spelling to "cemetery"--please)


Kate P. - Apr 19, 2005 9:04:56 am PDT #7570 of 10000
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

Heather: We had a few atheists in our church, probably some pagans- though I'm not sure they were in the strictest sense (if there's such a thing as orthodox paganism).

Gudanov: I think there was a website, apparently it involves really bad webpage design.

Jessica: Modern paganism is like fanfic. The answer is always yes.


Lyra Jane - Apr 19, 2005 9:11:43 am PDT #7571 of 10000
Up with the sun

Steph L., in Natter:

From another board:

I heard the reason the Nigerian Cardinal wasn't elected is because the other Cardinals were still angry at him about those Nigerian e-mail scams.


Ginger - Apr 19, 2005 9:25:30 am PDT #7572 of 10000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

erika on papal succession:

I meant, should he reach an end within the next few years that the next guy be more vital and less frightening. Not that he should take a long walk off a short dais.


Theodosia - Apr 19, 2005 11:49:30 am PDT #7573 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Nutty:

Conservatives like to pretend that "government" is made up of maladjusted actuaries, freeloading secretaries and people researching the sexual habits of the tree frog. While I have known all of these types, I'm also a fan of, like, the National Cancer Institute, Yellowstone National Park, interstate highways, and the FBI.


Jen - Apr 19, 2005 12:23:58 pm PDT #7574 of 10000
love's a dream you enter though I shake and shake and shake you

In Bitches:

Maria

Choosing a different name also signifies the concept that "self" takes a back seat to his role as the shepherd of the entire flock. Joseph is a man; Benedict XVI is responsible for guiding over 1 billion persons' souls.

Robin:

Just like: Robin is a girl.

Scrappy is a disco inferno.