Willow ,'Bring On The Night'
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We don't need no stinking context:
billytea:One of Bec's former workmates has a kid who, around the age of four or five, went through a stage of consulting his penis about any major decisions (thus laying the early groundwork for his adult life). Most notably one day when they were at the zoo and a tourist couple wanted to take a photo of him. "I don't know. [to crotch] What do you think, Mr Penis? [to tourists] He says that'd be ok."
I'm still snerking on my third or fourth re-read.
Jenny_G in Quotable deathmatch, explaining why she voted for Riley's "Did anyone else feel way too tall? I felt way too tall":
Capitalizes on MB's inherent tallness, one of the things he consistently brought to the character of Riley.
Burrell: I think the bigness of JLo's ass is overinflated. Never looked that big to me. If her ass is big, mine must be HUGE AND VAST AS THE OCEAN.
DXMachina (quoting Burrell), in Natter:
incompetent cervix
That makes it sound as though everything would probably be okay if the cervix just paid a little more attention to what it was doing.
Sadly, incompetent cervix is actually a heartbreaking condition. But, it is resolvable, and, admittedly, very badly named.
Raquel, in Movies:
I've been trying to find someone to go see Winged Migration with me. My husband refuses to pay money for a nature documentary. I said, "It's not even a standard documentary; there are hardly any voiceovers or narration. It's just pictures and music." His eyes got all big, and he shrieked, "Have you SEEN Soylent Green?!? This is how the Republican administration is luring in environmentalists and liberals! You'll be turned into food!"
Sadly, incompetent cervix is actually a heartbreaking condition. But, it is resolvable, and, admittedly, very badly named.
Indeed. I'm just a sucker for dark humor.
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Cass, in Buffy Quotable, out of context.
Wow, I just totally swayed myself into flogging
Meep!
I sort of was afraid of that...
Madrigal in Angel (nonspoilery):
Get the girl some ritalin, and she could have her own apocalypse before one could say, "Miss Edith's your uncle."