Buffy ,'Showtime'
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Raquel, in Movies:
I've been trying to find someone to go see Winged Migration with me. My husband refuses to pay money for a nature documentary. I said, "It's not even a standard documentary; there are hardly any voiceovers or narration. It's just pictures and music." His eyes got all big, and he shrieked, "Have you SEEN Soylent Green?!? This is how the Republican administration is luring in environmentalists and liberals! You'll be turned into food!"
Sadly, incompetent cervix is actually a heartbreaking condition. But, it is resolvable, and, admittedly, very badly named.
Indeed. I'm just a sucker for dark humor.
t /natter
Cass, in Buffy Quotable, out of context.
Wow, I just totally swayed myself into flogging
Meep!
I sort of was afraid of that...
Madrigal in Angel (nonspoilery):
Get the girl some ritalin, and she could have her own apocalypse before one could say, "Miss Edith's your uncle."
from Bitches
t memfault
He said that, of course, when going under anesthesia there was always the possibility of complications with that, but that he had put over 30,000 patients to sleep in his career and they had all woken up.
billytea
Heh. He has a record to rival our old church minister, then.
From Spoilage Lite, but unspoil-y:
Ken Buddha:
Now I'm imagining Patrick Warburton as Angel. Also picturing DB in the big blue suit. These are both cracking me up.
sumi
You know, he probably owns something like that already.
Allyson, wishing in Firefly Spoilers (nonspoilery):
I just want a Zoe action figure with a gun that shoots real rice sized bullets and a Wash action figure that can fly my cat.
From Bitches, scientific progress in action:
meara
Damnit, Miracleman, where's that transporter technology?!?
Miracleman
We, uh...had a little, er...setback with the, uh...the test monkey.
It, um. It. Well, it exploded.
But I think I know where it went wrong. Now I just need another monkey.
Perkins
(note to self, hide all the monkeys.)
Miracleman
No, no...the monkeys would be fine, if I could only, uh...crap where are my notes?
Ah, yes. If I can de...de...defrizzilate the, uh...crap, did I spill coffee on this? What is this stuff, jelly? Hm. If I can defrizzilate the...rheoframalamanater...then, of course molecular...never leave your cigarettes burning near your notes, children, just trust me on this...then, of course, molecular re...gormification will be...uh...regormified. And everything will be fine.
Honey, did you hide my plutonium again?
Aimee
No. I'm wearing it. It matched my shoes today.
Nutty, in Movies:
I don't think I will pay to get a Roger Ebert commentary, however; although he's got to be less irritating than Peter Bodganovich. For one thing, he does not wear ascots.
No, ascots don't make a sound. I just sit there, listening, knowing he has an ascot on.