Sadly, incompetent cervix is actually a heartbreaking condition. But, it is resolvable, and, admittedly, very badly named.
You like ships. You don't seem to be looking at the destinations. What you care about is the ships, and mine's the nicest.
Kaylee ,'Serenity'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Burrell - Aug 04, 2003 10:58:00 am PDT #4140 of 10000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Theodosia - Aug 04, 2003 1:23:04 pm PDT #4141 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Raquel, in Movies:
I've been trying to find someone to go see Winged Migration with me. My husband refuses to pay money for a nature documentary. I said, "It's not even a standard documentary; there are hardly any voiceovers or narration. It's just pictures and music." His eyes got all big, and he shrieked, "Have you SEEN Soylent Green?!? This is how the Republican administration is luring in environmentalists and liberals! You'll be turned into food!"
Lysana - Aug 04, 2003 2:15:06 pm PDT #4142 of 10000
Hellbound Equal-Opportunity Nookie Hog
Sadly, incompetent cervix is actually a heartbreaking condition. But, it is resolvable, and, admittedly, very badly named.
Indeed. I'm just a sucker for dark humor.
t /natter
Elena - Aug 04, 2003 2:39:20 pm PDT #4143 of 10000
Thanks for all the fish.
Cass, in Buffy Quotable, out of context.
Wow, I just totally swayed myself into flogging
Cass - Aug 04, 2003 2:41:43 pm PDT #4144 of 10000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
Meep!
I sort of was afraid of that...
Jessica - Aug 04, 2003 7:13:38 pm PDT #4145 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Madrigal in Angel (nonspoilery):
Get the girl some ritalin, and she could have her own apocalypse before one could say, "Miss Edith's your uncle."
Cindy - Aug 05, 2003 6:31:46 am PDT #4146 of 10000
Nobody
from Bitches
t memfault
He said that, of course, when going under anesthesia there was always the possibility of complications with that, but that he had put over 30,000 patients to sleep in his career and they had all woken up.
billytea
Heh. He has a record to rival our old church minister, then.
Sue - Aug 05, 2003 6:51:08 am PDT #4147 of 10000
hip deep in pie
From Spoilage Lite, but unspoil-y:
Ken Buddha:
Now I'm imagining Patrick Warburton as Angel. Also picturing DB in the big blue suit. These are both cracking me up.
sumi
You know, he probably owns something like that already.
lori - Aug 05, 2003 6:57:32 am PDT #4148 of 10000
Allyson, wishing in Firefly Spoilers (nonspoilery):
I just want a Zoe action figure with a gun that shoots real rice sized bullets and a Wash action figure that can fly my cat.
billytea - Aug 05, 2003 7:38:47 am PDT #4149 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
From Bitches, scientific progress in action:
meara
Damnit, Miracleman, where's that transporter technology?!?
Miracleman
We, uh...had a little, er...setback with the, uh...the test monkey.
It, um. It. Well, it exploded.
But I think I know where it went wrong. Now I just need another monkey.
Perkins
(note to self, hide all the monkeys.)
Miracleman
No, no...the monkeys would be fine, if I could only, uh...crap where are my notes?
Ah, yes. If I can de...de...defrizzilate the, uh...crap, did I spill coffee on this? What is this stuff, jelly? Hm. If I can defrizzilate the...rheoframalamanater...then, of course molecular...never leave your cigarettes burning near your notes, children, just trust me on this...then, of course, molecular re...gormification will be...uh...regormified. And everything will be fine.
Honey, did you hide my plutonium again?
Aimee
No. I'm wearing it. It matched my shoes today.