Anya ,'Bring On The Night'
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from Bitches
t memfault
He said that, of course, when going under anesthesia there was always the possibility of complications with that, but that he had put over 30,000 patients to sleep in his career and they had all woken up.
billytea
Heh. He has a record to rival our old church minister, then.
From Spoilage Lite, but unspoil-y:
Ken Buddha:
Now I'm imagining Patrick Warburton as Angel. Also picturing DB in the big blue suit. These are both cracking me up.
sumi
You know, he probably owns something like that already.
Allyson, wishing in Firefly Spoilers (nonspoilery):
I just want a Zoe action figure with a gun that shoots real rice sized bullets and a Wash action figure that can fly my cat.
From Bitches, scientific progress in action:
meara
Damnit, Miracleman, where's that transporter technology?!?
Miracleman
We, uh...had a little, er...setback with the, uh...the test monkey.
It, um. It. Well, it exploded.
But I think I know where it went wrong. Now I just need another monkey.
Perkins
(note to self, hide all the monkeys.)
Miracleman
No, no...the monkeys would be fine, if I could only, uh...crap where are my notes?
Ah, yes. If I can de...de...defrizzilate the, uh...crap, did I spill coffee on this? What is this stuff, jelly? Hm. If I can defrizzilate the...rheoframalamanater...then, of course molecular...never leave your cigarettes burning near your notes, children, just trust me on this...then, of course, molecular re...gormification will be...uh...regormified. And everything will be fine.
Honey, did you hide my plutonium again?
Aimee
No. I'm wearing it. It matched my shoes today.
Nutty, in Movies:
I don't think I will pay to get a Roger Ebert commentary, however; although he's got to be less irritating than Peter Bodganovich. For one thing, he does not wear ascots.
No, ascots don't make a sound. I just sit there, listening, knowing he has an ascot on.
Betsy in Bureacracy, on a thread title for the Minearverse thread:
Minearer, My God, To Thee
Madrigal:
There's only one glut of birthdays in my family, and it's just us six girls are born within two weeks of each other. In fact, my mother has said that we all had the same due date - end of February, but we just differed in how early we were from Bitey's six weeks to Biggie's scant two. As far as I know, we were all planned, it was just that about five of us were the wrong gender. It's like instead of conceiving a child, they ordered a pizza, and have been pissed off for decades that it had peppers and not sausage.
JessPMoon in Bitches, and context be damned for the quote of my day:
Haggis make war monkey strong!
Steph L: Hustlin' Quakers -- Earlham College (I've never seen a Quaker hustle, but now I *really* want to)
High Planes Grifter: New in town, sailor? Nothing is better for thee than me.
Billytea (being billytea) : Right now I'm still finding the disinfectant very cool. It's hydrogen peroxide, but over the course of six hours it reacts with an item attached to the lens holder to turn into ordinary saline. Clever stuff.
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PMM: Houses don't wait until you can afford it to have problems.
Angus: On the contrary, houses wait very deliberately until you can not afford it to have problems!