Burrell: I think the bigness of JLo's ass is overinflated. Never looked that big to me. If her ass is big, mine must be HUGE AND VAST AS THE OCEAN.
Two steaming cups of chocolate goodness. Courtesy of whomever I swiped it from out of the cupboard.
Ben ,'The Killer In Me'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Emlah - Aug 03, 2003 1:09:30 am PDT #4138 of 10000
To every idea a shelf...
Lysana - Aug 03, 2003 5:35:36 pm PDT #4139 of 10000
Hellbound Equal-Opportunity Nookie Hog
DXMachina (quoting Burrell), in Natter:
incompetent cervix
That makes it sound as though everything would probably be okay if the cervix just paid a little more attention to what it was doing.
Burrell - Aug 04, 2003 10:58:00 am PDT #4140 of 10000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Sadly, incompetent cervix is actually a heartbreaking condition. But, it is resolvable, and, admittedly, very badly named.
Theodosia - Aug 04, 2003 1:23:04 pm PDT #4141 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Raquel, in Movies:
I've been trying to find someone to go see Winged Migration with me. My husband refuses to pay money for a nature documentary. I said, "It's not even a standard documentary; there are hardly any voiceovers or narration. It's just pictures and music." His eyes got all big, and he shrieked, "Have you SEEN Soylent Green?!? This is how the Republican administration is luring in environmentalists and liberals! You'll be turned into food!"
Lysana - Aug 04, 2003 2:15:06 pm PDT #4142 of 10000
Hellbound Equal-Opportunity Nookie Hog
Sadly, incompetent cervix is actually a heartbreaking condition. But, it is resolvable, and, admittedly, very badly named.
Indeed. I'm just a sucker for dark humor.
t /natter
Elena - Aug 04, 2003 2:39:20 pm PDT #4143 of 10000
Thanks for all the fish.
Cass, in Buffy Quotable, out of context.
Wow, I just totally swayed myself into flogging
Cass - Aug 04, 2003 2:41:43 pm PDT #4144 of 10000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
Meep!
I sort of was afraid of that...
Jessica - Aug 04, 2003 7:13:38 pm PDT #4145 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Madrigal in Angel (nonspoilery):
Get the girl some ritalin, and she could have her own apocalypse before one could say, "Miss Edith's your uncle."
Cindy - Aug 05, 2003 6:31:46 am PDT #4146 of 10000
Nobody
from Bitches
t memfault
He said that, of course, when going under anesthesia there was always the possibility of complications with that, but that he had put over 30,000 patients to sleep in his career and they had all woken up.
billytea
Heh. He has a record to rival our old church minister, then.
Sue - Aug 05, 2003 6:51:08 am PDT #4147 of 10000
hip deep in pie
From Spoilage Lite, but unspoil-y:
Ken Buddha:
Now I'm imagining Patrick Warburton as Angel. Also picturing DB in the big blue suit. These are both cracking me up.
sumi
You know, he probably owns something like that already.