Come on. You drop by for a cup of coffee, and the world's not ending? Please.

Connor ,'Not Fade Away'


Coffee On My Monitor  

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Noumenon - Aug 01, 2003 8:08:16 pm PDT #4137 of 10000
No other candidate is asking the hard questions, like "Did geophysicists assassinate Jim Henson?" or "Why is there hydrogen in America's water supply?" --defective yeti

Jenny_G in Quotable deathmatch, explaining why she voted for Riley's "Did anyone else feel way too tall? I felt way too tall":

Capitalizes on MB's inherent tallness, one of the things he consistently brought to the character of Riley.


Emlah - Aug 03, 2003 1:09:30 am PDT #4138 of 10000
To every idea a shelf...

Burrell: I think the bigness of JLo's ass is overinflated. Never looked that big to me. If her ass is big, mine must be HUGE AND VAST AS THE OCEAN.


Lysana - Aug 03, 2003 5:35:36 pm PDT #4139 of 10000
Hellbound Equal-Opportunity Nookie Hog

DXMachina (quoting Burrell), in Natter:

incompetent cervix

That makes it sound as though everything would probably be okay if the cervix just paid a little more attention to what it was doing.


Burrell - Aug 04, 2003 10:58:00 am PDT #4140 of 10000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Sadly, incompetent cervix is actually a heartbreaking condition. But, it is resolvable, and, admittedly, very badly named.


Theodosia - Aug 04, 2003 1:23:04 pm PDT #4141 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Raquel, in Movies:

I've been trying to find someone to go see Winged Migration with me. My husband refuses to pay money for a nature documentary. I said, "It's not even a standard documentary; there are hardly any voiceovers or narration. It's just pictures and music." His eyes got all big, and he shrieked, "Have you SEEN Soylent Green?!? This is how the Republican administration is luring in environmentalists and liberals! You'll be turned into food!"


Lysana - Aug 04, 2003 2:15:06 pm PDT #4142 of 10000
Hellbound Equal-Opportunity Nookie Hog

Sadly, incompetent cervix is actually a heartbreaking condition. But, it is resolvable, and, admittedly, very badly named.

Indeed. I'm just a sucker for dark humor.

t /natter


Elena - Aug 04, 2003 2:39:20 pm PDT #4143 of 10000
Thanks for all the fish.

Cass, in Buffy Quotable, out of context.

Wow, I just totally swayed myself into flogging


Cass - Aug 04, 2003 2:41:43 pm PDT #4144 of 10000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Meep!

I sort of was afraid of that...


Jessica - Aug 04, 2003 7:13:38 pm PDT #4145 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Madrigal in Angel (nonspoilery):

Get the girl some ritalin, and she could have her own apocalypse before one could say, "Miss Edith's your uncle."


Cindy - Aug 05, 2003 6:31:46 am PDT #4146 of 10000
Nobody

from Bitches

t memfault

He said that, of course, when going under anesthesia there was always the possibility of complications with that, but that he had put over 30,000 patients to sleep in his career and they had all woken up.

billytea

Heh. He has a record to rival our old church minister, then.