Madrigal in Angel (nonspoilery):
Get the girl some ritalin, and she could have her own apocalypse before one could say, "Miss Edith's your uncle."
Willow: Yes. Hi. You must be Angel's handsome, yet androgynous, son. Connor: It's Connor. Willow: And the sneer's genetic. Who knew?
'A Hole in the World'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Jessica - Aug 04, 2003 7:13:38 pm PDT #4145 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Cindy - Aug 05, 2003 6:31:46 am PDT #4146 of 10000
Nobody
from Bitches
t memfault
He said that, of course, when going under anesthesia there was always the possibility of complications with that, but that he had put over 30,000 patients to sleep in his career and they had all woken up.
billytea
Heh. He has a record to rival our old church minister, then.
Sue - Aug 05, 2003 6:51:08 am PDT #4147 of 10000
hip deep in pie
From Spoilage Lite, but unspoil-y:
Ken Buddha:
Now I'm imagining Patrick Warburton as Angel. Also picturing DB in the big blue suit. These are both cracking me up.
sumi
You know, he probably owns something like that already.
lori - Aug 05, 2003 6:57:32 am PDT #4148 of 10000
Allyson, wishing in Firefly Spoilers (nonspoilery):
I just want a Zoe action figure with a gun that shoots real rice sized bullets and a Wash action figure that can fly my cat.
billytea - Aug 05, 2003 7:38:47 am PDT #4149 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
From Bitches, scientific progress in action:
meara
Damnit, Miracleman, where's that transporter technology?!?
Miracleman
We, uh...had a little, er...setback with the, uh...the test monkey.
It, um. It. Well, it exploded.
But I think I know where it went wrong. Now I just need another monkey.
Perkins
(note to self, hide all the monkeys.)
Miracleman
No, no...the monkeys would be fine, if I could only, uh...crap where are my notes?
Ah, yes. If I can de...de...defrizzilate the, uh...crap, did I spill coffee on this? What is this stuff, jelly? Hm. If I can defrizzilate the...rheoframalamanater...then, of course molecular...never leave your cigarettes burning near your notes, children, just trust me on this...then, of course, molecular re...gormification will be...uh...regormified. And everything will be fine.
Honey, did you hide my plutonium again?
Aimee
No. I'm wearing it. It matched my shoes today.
Lyra Jane - Aug 05, 2003 9:08:59 am PDT #4150 of 10000
Up with the sun
Nutty, in Movies:
I don't think I will pay to get a Roger Ebert commentary, however; although he's got to be less irritating than Peter Bodganovich. For one thing, he does not wear ascots.
No, ascots don't make a sound. I just sit there, listening, knowing he has an ascot on.
Sophia Brooks - Aug 05, 2003 11:39:29 am PDT #4151 of 10000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
Betsy in Bureacracy, on a thread title for the Minearverse thread:
Minearer, My God, To Thee
Theodosia - Aug 05, 2003 2:23:37 pm PDT #4152 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Madrigal:
There's only one glut of birthdays in my family, and it's just us six girls are born within two weeks of each other. In fact, my mother has said that we all had the same due date - end of February, but we just differed in how early we were from Bitey's six weeks to Biggie's scant two. As far as I know, we were all planned, it was just that about five of us were the wrong gender. It's like instead of conceiving a child, they ordered a pizza, and have been pissed off for decades that it had peppers and not sausage.
deborah grabien - Aug 05, 2003 2:51:29 pm PDT #4153 of 10000
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.
JessPMoon in Bitches, and context be damned for the quote of my day:
Haggis make war monkey strong!
Trudy Booth - Aug 05, 2003 9:16:47 pm PDT #4154 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Steph L: Hustlin' Quakers -- Earlham College (I've never seen a Quaker hustle, but now I *really* want to)
High Planes Grifter: New in town, sailor? Nothing is better for thee than me.