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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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Nutty - Jan 18, 2003 5:15:15 pm PST #1955 of 10000

"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Bureaucracy:

PaulJ: Crap. I'll be in my corner sulking.

Aimee: why crap?

PaulJ: Because I just posted a completely RTFM question, while having the particular M in question (the how-to page) right in front of me.

If we had micropayments for bandwidth, I'd be about 0.005 $ poorer right now.

Heh. And FWIW, Paul, after I think an entire year as a Buffista, I finally got round to asking why "Buffista" and not "Buffian" or something. And everyone was like, Sweetie, I hate to break it to you. RTFM. So, yeah. Happens to us all.

billytea - Jan 18, 2003 5:16:07 pm PST #1956 of 10000

You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Nutty, in Buffy:

When we pedant, we do it all the way, and in groups. It's like we're baby Fowler's monkeys!

scrappy - Jan 18, 2003 7:11:41 pm PST #1957 of 10000

Nobody

I am the Queen of Lazy-Ass Lazy Asses today. All bow before me. Or whatever, it's not like I can be bothered to do anything about it, anyway.

Burrell, my queen.

Elena - Jan 18, 2003 7:13:37 pm PST #1958 of 10000

Thanks for all the fish.

In Bitches, Without Context

Hec - Giles got to go in the Chick Pit and he didn't menstruate!

scrappy - Is that canon?

Rebecca Lizard - Jan 18, 2003 8:44:50 pm PST #1959 of 10000

You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

Elena:

There are different levels of enjoyment. Some people watch, say, Baywatch, for the scantily-clad large-breasted women; others for the juxtaposition of man fighting nature and thus learning an important lesson about his inner being. Wait, did I say juxtaposition? I meant scantily-clad large-breasted men. So, you see, something for everyone.

Elena - Jan 18, 2003 9:23:38 pm PST #1960 of 10000

Thanks for all the fish.

Jessica in Bitches

Glee vs insanity is a tough choice. I can't pick!

Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 18, 2003 10:57:22 pm PST #1961 of 10000

"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Holli in Buffy 2, getting the essence of this place in a nutshell :

It's the love-hate relationship with the production company that really makes obsessive Buffy fandom special.

bon bon - Jan 18, 2003 11:57:04 pm PST #1962 of 10000

It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

scrappy

Also TV never gets the rich right--I have known plenty of people with $$$ and they don't speak in strange quasi-English accents, wear blazers at home, and spend all their nights at the opera.

Rebecca Lizard - Jan 19, 2003 12:29:18 am PST #1963 of 10000

You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

Fay:

eta Oooh! Also - accidental sluttage!

(That's pretty much the story of my lovelife, such as it is.)

Holli - Jan 19, 2003 8:55:41 am PST #1964 of 10000

an overblown libretto and a sumptuous score/ could never contain the contradictions I adore

In Natter:

Shawn: You're thinking of the Discovery Channel. Also way more interesting than discovery.

billytea: I'd love to see L&O get this mixed up.

"Roarghh!!"
"Objection, Mr McCoy is badgering the witness!"
"Your Honor, these markings indicate that it is clearly a wolverine."
"...Very well, I'll allow it."

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