'Sleeper'
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Elena:
There are different levels of enjoyment. Some people watch, say, Baywatch, for the scantily-clad large-breasted women; others for the juxtaposition of man fighting nature and thus learning an important lesson about his inner being. Wait, did I say juxtaposition? I meant scantily-clad large-breasted men. So, you see, something for everyone.
Jessica in Bitches
Glee vs insanity is a tough choice. I can't pick!
Holli in Buffy 2, getting the essence of this place in a nutshell :
It's the love-hate relationship with the production company that really makes obsessive Buffy fandom special.
scrappy
Also TV never gets the rich right--I have known plenty of people with $$$ and they don't speak in strange quasi-English accents, wear blazers at home, and spend all their nights at the opera.
Fay:
eta Oooh! Also - accidental sluttage!
(That's pretty much the story of my lovelife, such as it is.)
In Natter:
Shawn: You're thinking of the Discovery Channel. Also way more interesting than discovery.
billytea: I'd love to see L&O get this mixed up.
"Roarghh!!"
"Objection, Mr McCoy is badgering the witness!"
"Your Honor, these markings indicate that it is clearly a wolverine."
"...Very well, I'll allow it."
A late-night Spike-centric volley from, of all places, Spike's Bitch:
connie neil:
Ooo, a SpikeBot. A--ahem--fully functional SpikeBot? That'd be
< wipes drool off mouth and checks to make sure Hubby can't see giddy leer >
awfully neat.
Elena:
Fully functional? You mean he can vacuum?
Am-Chau Yarkona:
< drools at thought >
< falls off chair >
Want. Want NOW!
FayJay:
Yes, if there's one thing that robot vampires are good at, it's fu... sucking.
connie neil:
Hoses ... brush attachments ... I'm channelling Kryton from "Red Dwarf" now, and it's not a good place. Or maybe it is.
JessPMoon in bitches:
Glee vs insanity is a tough choice. I can't pick!
Daniel C. Jensen in Angel (definitely non-spoilery, 'cause):
I'm in SA (Spoilers Anonymous, not s.a.) this season, and it is very difficult.
The spoiler dt's are getting to me.
In Bitches:
Heather Alayne: I discovered punk because of a bass player I was involved with.
DavidS: That's how everybody discovers punk, Heather.
ita : Wow. That bass player sure got around.