I'm a single undead gal trying to make it in the big city. I have to start somewhere and they're evil here. They don't judge. They've got necro-tempered glass. No burning up. A great medical plan, and who needs dental more than us?

Harmony ,'Conviction (1)'


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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


bon bon - Jan 18, 2003 11:57:04 pm PST #1962 of 10000
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

scrappy

Also TV never gets the rich right--I have known plenty of people with $$$ and they don't speak in strange quasi-English accents, wear blazers at home, and spend all their nights at the opera.


Rebecca Lizard - Jan 19, 2003 12:29:18 am PST #1963 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

Fay:

eta Oooh! Also - accidental sluttage!

(That's pretty much the story of my lovelife, such as it is.)


Holli - Jan 19, 2003 8:55:41 am PST #1964 of 10000
an overblown libretto and a sumptuous score/ could never contain the contradictions I adore

In Natter:

Shawn: You're thinking of the Discovery Channel. Also way more interesting than discovery.

billytea: I'd love to see L&O get this mixed up.

"Roarghh!!"
"Objection, Mr McCoy is badgering the witness!"
"Your Honor, these markings indicate that it is clearly a wolverine."
"...Very well, I'll allow it."


Theodosia - Jan 19, 2003 9:39:34 am PST #1965 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

A late-night Spike-centric volley from, of all places, Spike's Bitch:

connie neil:

Ooo, a SpikeBot. A--ahem--fully functional SpikeBot? That'd be

< wipes drool off mouth and checks to make sure Hubby can't see giddy leer >

awfully neat.

Elena:

Fully functional? You mean he can vacuum?

Am-Chau Yarkona:

< drools at thought >

< falls off chair >

Want. Want NOW!

FayJay:

Yes, if there's one thing that robot vampires are good at, it's fu... sucking.

connie neil:

Hoses ... brush attachments ... I'm channelling Kryton from "Red Dwarf" now, and it's not a good place. Or maybe it is.


amych - Jan 19, 2003 12:08:34 pm PST #1966 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

JessPMoon in bitches:

Glee vs insanity is a tough choice. I can't pick!


Theodosia - Jan 19, 2003 4:51:35 pm PST #1967 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Daniel C. Jensen in Angel (definitely non-spoilery, 'cause):

I'm in SA (Spoilers Anonymous, not s.a.) this season, and it is very difficult.

The spoiler dt's are getting to me.


Trudy Booth - Jan 19, 2003 5:49:55 pm PST #1968 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

In Bitches:

Heather Alayne: I discovered punk because of a bass player I was involved with.

DavidS: That's how everybody discovers punk, Heather.

ita : Wow. That bass player sure got around.


Theodosia - Jan 19, 2003 6:01:28 pm PST #1969 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Allyson:

Jon, you're trying to apply reason and logic to fandom. You will only hurt yourself and others in the attempt. Just step away from the tinfoil hats.


PaulJ - Jan 19, 2003 6:06:32 pm PST #1970 of 10000

The above was Kristen.


Theodosia - Jan 19, 2003 6:10:11 pm PST #1971 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Damn... they look so much alike?

I think I'll let my shame stand. t hangs head