Fay:
eta Oooh! Also - accidental sluttage!
(That's pretty much the story of my lovelife, such as it is.)
Mal ,'Serenity'
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Fay:
eta Oooh! Also - accidental sluttage!
(That's pretty much the story of my lovelife, such as it is.)
In Natter:
Shawn: You're thinking of the Discovery Channel. Also way more interesting than discovery.
billytea: I'd love to see L&O get this mixed up.
"Roarghh!!"
"Objection, Mr McCoy is badgering the witness!"
"Your Honor, these markings indicate that it is clearly a wolverine."
"...Very well, I'll allow it."
A late-night Spike-centric volley from, of all places, Spike's Bitch:
connie neil:
Ooo, a SpikeBot. A--ahem--fully functional SpikeBot? That'd be
< wipes drool off mouth and checks to make sure Hubby can't see giddy leer >
awfully neat.
Elena:
Fully functional? You mean he can vacuum?
Am-Chau Yarkona:
< drools at thought >
< falls off chair >
Want. Want NOW!
FayJay:
Yes, if there's one thing that robot vampires are good at, it's fu... sucking.
connie neil:
Hoses ... brush attachments ... I'm channelling Kryton from "Red Dwarf" now, and it's not a good place. Or maybe it is.
JessPMoon in bitches:
Glee vs insanity is a tough choice. I can't pick!
Daniel C. Jensen in Angel (definitely non-spoilery, 'cause):
I'm in SA (Spoilers Anonymous, not s.a.) this season, and it is very difficult.
The spoiler dt's are getting to me.
In Bitches:
Heather Alayne: I discovered punk because of a bass player I was involved with.
DavidS: That's how everybody discovers punk, Heather.
ita : Wow. That bass player sure got around.
Allyson:
Jon, you're trying to apply reason and logic to fandom. You will only hurt yourself and others in the attempt. Just step away from the tinfoil hats.
The above was Kristen.
Damn... they look so much alike?
I think I'll let my shame stand. t hangs head
From Bitches:
DavidS :
There should be a team of superheroes called Heather's Ex-Lovers.
Heather Alayne :
They would mostly be supervillains. There could be a few super heroes, like Favorite Ex- with pleasingly bulging arms and rough hands. "The Lone Liberal"- with progressive views sure to scare the shit out of your upper middle class parents, and "The Bass Player" and "The Shakespearian Actor" complete with mind-opening interests and snark factor.
Steph L:
My Mom decided to talk about premarital sex -- in a general way; we were snarking on the freak-ass church and their utter horror of premarital sex -- and actually made me spit out my tea.
Mom: "I just don't think God cares that much about 2 people having sex."
Me: "Nah, in the big scheme of things, He's got bigger things to do."
Mom: "Really. If it's 2 people, who care about each other, then what's the big deal? It's not like Sodom and Gomorrah." [pause] "Now, THAT was fucked up."
< cue daughter spitting tea all over the loveseat>