I am the Queen of Lazy-Ass Lazy Asses today. All bow before me. Or whatever, it's not like I can be bothered to do anything about it, anyway.
Burrell, my queen.
Handsome brooding vampire guy has to swoop in all sensitive mouth and overhanging forehead. How 'bout leaving some scraps for the homely-looking fellows who don't turn evil when they get some?
Doyle ,'Life of the Party'
Coffee On My Monitor
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scrappy - Jan 18, 2003 7:11:41 pm PST #1957 of 10000
Nobody
Elena - Jan 18, 2003 7:13:37 pm PST #1958 of 10000
Thanks for all the fish.
In Bitches, Without Context
Hec - Giles got to go in the Chick Pit and he didn't menstruate!
scrappy - Is that canon?
Rebecca Lizard - Jan 18, 2003 8:44:50 pm PST #1959 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket
Elena:
There are different levels of enjoyment. Some people watch, say, Baywatch, for the scantily-clad large-breasted women; others for the juxtaposition of man fighting nature and thus learning an important lesson about his inner being. Wait, did I say juxtaposition? I meant scantily-clad large-breasted men. So, you see, something for everyone.
Elena - Jan 18, 2003 9:23:38 pm PST #1960 of 10000
Thanks for all the fish.
Jessica in Bitches
Glee vs insanity is a tough choice. I can't pick!
Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 18, 2003 10:57:22 pm PST #1961 of 10000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Holli in Buffy 2, getting the essence of this place in a nutshell :
It's the love-hate relationship with the production company that really makes obsessive Buffy fandom special.
bon bon - Jan 18, 2003 11:57:04 pm PST #1962 of 10000
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
scrappy
Also TV never gets the rich right--I have known plenty of people with $$$ and they don't speak in strange quasi-English accents, wear blazers at home, and spend all their nights at the opera.
Rebecca Lizard - Jan 19, 2003 12:29:18 am PST #1963 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket
Fay:
eta Oooh! Also - accidental sluttage!
(That's pretty much the story of my lovelife, such as it is.)
Holli - Jan 19, 2003 8:55:41 am PST #1964 of 10000
an overblown libretto and a sumptuous score/ could never contain the contradictions I adore
In Natter:
Shawn: You're thinking of the Discovery Channel. Also way more interesting than discovery.
billytea: I'd love to see L&O get this mixed up.
"Roarghh!!"
"Objection, Mr McCoy is badgering the witness!"
"Your Honor, these markings indicate that it is clearly a wolverine."
"...Very well, I'll allow it."
Theodosia - Jan 19, 2003 9:39:34 am PST #1965 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
A late-night Spike-centric volley from, of all places, Spike's Bitch:
connie neil:
Ooo, a SpikeBot. A--ahem--fully functional SpikeBot? That'd be
< wipes drool off mouth and checks to make sure Hubby can't see giddy leer >
awfully neat.
Elena:
Fully functional? You mean he can vacuum?
Am-Chau Yarkona:
< drools at thought >
< falls off chair >
Want. Want NOW!
FayJay:
Yes, if there's one thing that robot vampires are good at, it's fu... sucking.
connie neil:
Hoses ... brush attachments ... I'm channelling Kryton from "Red Dwarf" now, and it's not a good place. Or maybe it is.
amych - Jan 19, 2003 12:08:34 pm PST #1966 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
JessPMoon in bitches:
Glee vs insanity is a tough choice. I can't pick!