Jessica in Bitches
Glee vs insanity is a tough choice. I can't pick!
Willow: Something evil-crashed to earth in this. Then it broke out and slithered away to do badness.
Giles: Well, in all fairness, we don't really know about the "slithered" part. Anya: No, no, I'm sure it frisked about like a fluffy lamb.
'Never Leave Me'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Elena - Jan 18, 2003 9:23:38 pm PST #1960 of 10000
Thanks for all the fish.
Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 18, 2003 10:57:22 pm PST #1961 of 10000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Holli in Buffy 2, getting the essence of this place in a nutshell :
It's the love-hate relationship with the production company that really makes obsessive Buffy fandom special.
bon bon - Jan 18, 2003 11:57:04 pm PST #1962 of 10000
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
scrappy
Also TV never gets the rich right--I have known plenty of people with $$$ and they don't speak in strange quasi-English accents, wear blazers at home, and spend all their nights at the opera.
Rebecca Lizard - Jan 19, 2003 12:29:18 am PST #1963 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket
Fay:
eta Oooh! Also - accidental sluttage!
(That's pretty much the story of my lovelife, such as it is.)
Holli - Jan 19, 2003 8:55:41 am PST #1964 of 10000
an overblown libretto and a sumptuous score/ could never contain the contradictions I adore
In Natter:
Shawn: You're thinking of the Discovery Channel. Also way more interesting than discovery.
billytea: I'd love to see L&O get this mixed up.
"Roarghh!!"
"Objection, Mr McCoy is badgering the witness!"
"Your Honor, these markings indicate that it is clearly a wolverine."
"...Very well, I'll allow it."
Theodosia - Jan 19, 2003 9:39:34 am PST #1965 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
A late-night Spike-centric volley from, of all places, Spike's Bitch:
connie neil:
Ooo, a SpikeBot. A--ahem--fully functional SpikeBot? That'd be
< wipes drool off mouth and checks to make sure Hubby can't see giddy leer >
awfully neat.
Elena:
Fully functional? You mean he can vacuum?
Am-Chau Yarkona:
< drools at thought >
< falls off chair >
Want. Want NOW!
FayJay:
Yes, if there's one thing that robot vampires are good at, it's fu... sucking.
connie neil:
Hoses ... brush attachments ... I'm channelling Kryton from "Red Dwarf" now, and it's not a good place. Or maybe it is.
amych - Jan 19, 2003 12:08:34 pm PST #1966 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
JessPMoon in bitches:
Glee vs insanity is a tough choice. I can't pick!
Theodosia - Jan 19, 2003 4:51:35 pm PST #1967 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Daniel C. Jensen in Angel (definitely non-spoilery, 'cause):
I'm in SA (Spoilers Anonymous, not s.a.) this season, and it is very difficult.
The spoiler dt's are getting to me.
Trudy Booth - Jan 19, 2003 5:49:55 pm PST #1968 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
In Bitches:
Heather Alayne: I discovered punk because of a bass player I was involved with.
DavidS: That's how everybody discovers punk, Heather.
ita : Wow. That bass player sure got around.
Theodosia - Jan 19, 2003 6:01:28 pm PST #1969 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Allyson:
Jon, you're trying to apply reason and logic to fandom. You will only hurt yourself and others in the attempt. Just step away from the tinfoil hats.