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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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Theodosia - Jan 19, 2003 9:39:34 am PST #1965 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

A late-night Spike-centric volley from, of all places, Spike's Bitch:

connie neil:

Ooo, a SpikeBot. A--ahem--fully functional SpikeBot? That'd be

< wipes drool off mouth and checks to make sure Hubby can't see giddy leer >

awfully neat.

Elena:

Fully functional? You mean he can vacuum?

Am-Chau Yarkona:

< drools at thought >

< falls off chair >

Want. Want NOW!

FayJay:

Yes, if there's one thing that robot vampires are good at, it's fu... sucking.

connie neil:

Hoses ... brush attachments ... I'm channelling Kryton from "Red Dwarf" now, and it's not a good place. Or maybe it is.

amych - Jan 19, 2003 12:08:34 pm PST #1966 of 10000

Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

JessPMoon in bitches:

Glee vs insanity is a tough choice. I can't pick!

Theodosia - Jan 19, 2003 4:51:35 pm PST #1967 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Daniel C. Jensen in Angel (definitely non-spoilery, 'cause):

I'm in SA (Spoilers Anonymous, not s.a.) this season, and it is very difficult.

The spoiler dt's are getting to me.

Trudy Booth - Jan 19, 2003 5:49:55 pm PST #1968 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

In Bitches:

Heather Alayne: I discovered punk because of a bass player I was involved with.

DavidS: That's how everybody discovers punk, Heather.

ita : Wow. That bass player sure got around.

Theodosia - Jan 19, 2003 6:01:28 pm PST #1969 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Allyson:

Jon, you're trying to apply reason and logic to fandom. You will only hurt yourself and others in the attempt. Just step away from the tinfoil hats.

PaulJ - Jan 19, 2003 6:06:32 pm PST #1970 of 10000

The above was Kristen.

Theodosia - Jan 19, 2003 6:10:11 pm PST #1971 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Damn... they look so much alike?

I think I'll let my shame stand. t hangs head

Theodosia - Jan 19, 2003 6:36:03 pm PST #1972 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

From Bitches:

DavidS :

There should be a team of superheroes called Heather's Ex-Lovers.

Heather Alayne :

They would mostly be supervillains. There could be a few super heroes, like Favorite Ex- with pleasingly bulging arms and rough hands. "The Lone Liberal"- with progressive views sure to scare the shit out of your upper middle class parents, and "The Bass Player" and "The Shakespearian Actor" complete with mind-opening interests and snark factor.

Steph L:

My Mom decided to talk about premarital sex -- in a general way; we were snarking on the freak-ass church and their utter horror of premarital sex -- and actually made me spit out my tea.

Mom: "I just don't think God cares that much about 2 people having sex."

Me: "Nah, in the big scheme of things, He's got bigger things to do."

Mom: "Really. If it's 2 people, who care about each other, then what's the big deal? It's not like Sodom and Gomorrah." [pause] "Now, THAT was fucked up."

< cue daughter spitting tea all over the loveseat>

Kristen - Jan 19, 2003 6:36:06 pm PST #1973 of 10000

they look so much alike?

*snerkity*

Theodosia - Jan 19, 2003 6:38:07 pm PST #1974 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Any excuse in a storm. Or a cold snap, or whatever. That's my story, and I'm sticking to it.

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