Jayne ,'Out Of Gas'
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Madrigal Costello
I think my belief in Santa was largely chipped away by all the religious neighbors who had their "Jesus is the reason for the season" signs and cards, and some would set up nativity scenes in their yards that featured Santa kneeling at the manger. It was a very disconcerting interaction of mindsets, like watching two people try to duel when one has a Magic:the Gathering ccg deck and the other has a Yu-Gi-Oh.
In Buffistechnology:
Rob: Well, I've heard that PHP is lower fat then Perl, but that Perl is rich in omega-3 fatty acids.
Also, it's widely agreed that Perl is 17% more effulgent then PHP.
I hope these facts settles this issue once and for all.
John H: Rob, you can prove anything with statistics. 14% of people know that.
Cindy in "Dude, Where's my Precious?" :
Tricksey Buffista-es - seeing my precious before me. It's mine - it was filmed for me. It came to me.
John H & David S in Natter:
"I had a dream about the Board while I was away, I dreamed that I reprogrammed it so that everyone's name had "-Sue" after it. Hec was DavidS-Sue, ita was ita-Sue and so on. I have no idea what it means."
David Sue flipped his flowing auburn hair over his shoulder, his green eyes flashing merrily. With a flick of his tapered finger he broke the encryption on the evil mcguffinator, then whirling threw a Bic with unerring accuracy through the eye of the Cexexof demon which shattered into a thousand scintillant shards. David Sue exited, stage left, humming the Pollanaise with perfect pitch.
And the hyena sex train leaves the station in TTT: (COMMED because I only supplied the setup.)
Me, channeling Éowyn: "Damn it, why can't I have wild hyena sex with a Númenorian?"
Amyparker: MOM!!!!! Betsy broke me!
billytea: Pretty much part of the definition of wild hyena sex. "If it ain't broke, you're doing it wrong."
amyparker: You said "wild hyena sex" and now I can't stop laughing. I am going to be weeping with joy at the sight of the sets for Rohan, and the words "wild hyena sex" are going to gaily jaunt through my forebrain, and the ushers are going to throw me out due to uncontrollable hysteria.
If I need bail money tonight, lady, I'm calling your house.
Pmoon:
I was just trying to figure out why a virgin would be angry.
And you pretty much summed it up perfectly.
Sumiko: Think so.
Plus - - imagine her ire when she finds out about Arwen.
Ms. Havisham: It'll be a bad day for Arwen, methinks.
billytea: Hey, do me a favour. When Eowyn meets Aragorn and gets all piny an' stuff, could you shout out, just the once, "You're doing it wrong!"?
amyparker: Billytea, I hate you. That is all.
Pmoon: Well, I don't think Arwen and Aragorn were having the wild hyena sex yet either, not with Elrond breathing down both their necks their entire courtship. That and "wild hyena sex" kind of goes against the whole ethereal "Evenstar of her People" persona.
billytea : Heh. If we needed any proof that the title was overrated...
Katie M.: Besides, Eowyn gets to have wild hyena sex with Faramir, who isn't all about pining for unavailable elven princesses with prissy fathers.
Sumi: Because he's pining for Aragorn too.
It's something they have in common.
candyb:
Well, I don't think Arwen and Aragorn were having the wild hyena sex yet either, not with Elrond breathing down both their necks their entire courtship. That and "wild hyena sex" kind of goes against the whole ethereal "Evenstar of her People" persona.
I think Galadriel let them have The Wild Hyena Sex.
Pmoon:
he's pining for Aragorn too.
Oh, pining, shmining -- they're practically living together by the end!
Katie M: So *that's* why Eowyn was all for the move to Ithilien...
Madrigal: There's vegan jerky in the US. I don't think it's meant for eating so much as using an excuse to practice expressions of disbelief.
Kat Perez, in Buffy:
Now, I'm imagining me with protoslayer's limp, lifeless body under my desk tomorrow and every time I get the urge I just start giving her a few good kicks and whispering "More backstory on the protoslayer, Matri. Make me believe it."
Betsy, with more on Tolkeinian sex, in Dude Where's my Precious
Actually, I don't believe anybody in Tolkien has sex, hot or otherwise. The elves reproduce by singing. Hobbits are, of course, found in the cabbage patch.
Aragorn and Arwen just talk until Fate, in disgust, drops a baby on their heads.
chiz. beat me to it.
grrr.
Steph, in Buffy:
My work here is done! By someone else.