And the hyena sex train leaves the station in TTT: (COMMED because I only supplied the setup.)

Me, channeling Éowyn: "Damn it, why can't I have wild hyena sex with a Númenorian?"

Amyparker: MOM!!!!! Betsy broke me!

billytea: Pretty much part of the definition of wild hyena sex. "If it ain't broke, you're doing it wrong."

amyparker: You said "wild hyena sex" and now I can't stop laughing. I am going to be weeping with joy at the sight of the sets for Rohan, and the words "wild hyena sex" are going to gaily jaunt through my forebrain, and the ushers are going to throw me out due to uncontrollable hysteria.

If I need bail money tonight, lady, I'm calling your house.

Pmoon:

I was just trying to figure out why a virgin would be angry.

And you pretty much summed it up perfectly.

Sumiko: Think so.

Plus - - imagine her ire when she finds out about Arwen.

Ms. Havisham: It'll be a bad day for Arwen, methinks.

billytea: Hey, do me a favour. When Eowyn meets Aragorn and gets all piny an' stuff, could you shout out, just the once, "You're doing it wrong!"?

amyparker: Billytea, I hate you. That is all.

Pmoon: Well, I don't think Arwen and Aragorn were having the wild hyena sex yet either, not with Elrond breathing down both their necks their entire courtship. That and "wild hyena sex" kind of goes against the whole ethereal "Evenstar of her People" persona.

billytea : Heh. If we needed any proof that the title was overrated...

Katie M.: Besides, Eowyn gets to have wild hyena sex with Faramir, who isn't all about pining for unavailable elven princesses with prissy fathers.

Sumi: Because he's pining for Aragorn too.

It's something they have in common.

candyb:

Well, I don't think Arwen and Aragorn were having the wild hyena sex yet either, not with Elrond breathing down both their necks their entire courtship. That and "wild hyena sex" kind of goes against the whole ethereal "Evenstar of her People" persona.

I think Galadriel let them have The Wild Hyena Sex.

Pmoon:

he's pining for Aragorn too.

Oh, pining, shmining -- they're practically living together by the end!

Katie M: So *that's* why Eowyn was all for the move to Ithilien...

Madrigal: There's vegan jerky in the US. I don't think it's meant for eating so much as using an excuse to practice expressions of disbelief.

Kat Perez, in Buffy:

Now, I'm imagining me with protoslayer's limp, lifeless body under my desk tomorrow and every time I get the urge I just start giving her a few good kicks and whispering "More backstory on the protoslayer, Matri. Make me believe it."

Betsy, with more on Tolkeinian sex, in Dude Where's my Precious

Actually, I don't believe anybody in Tolkien has sex, hot or otherwise. The elves reproduce by singing. Hobbits are, of course, found in the cabbage patch.

Aragorn and Arwen just talk until Fate, in disgust, drops a baby on their heads.

chiz. beat me to it.

grrr.

Steph, in Buffy:

My work here is done! By someone else.

billytea:

My office put on a holiday breakfast today. The flyer announced "This year's theme, 'A Celebration of Traditions', will include a buffet of breakfast foods celebrating Hanukkah, Kwanzaa and Christmas." It gave me a mental image of a basket of croissants singing carols and exchanging little pats of butter.

In Buffy, spoileriffic for two shows!

Madrigal:

"Maybe we should call Angel." "I already did. Nobody ever answers there. You'd think they were having an apocalypse of their own or something."

Brenda:

"Jeez, Buffy, I'd love to help. But there's this thing...I'm in love with Cordy and she's sleeping with my year-old son."

"Your wha?"

"He's big for his age."

Aimee in Natter:

She's not bipolar! She's Gollum!!!

Also in Natter:

Rio

Did they have any CAMELS?

Aimee

No, but I'd give up on having a camel if I could have a puppy.

Or a baby.

Or popcorn.

Wanders away hungry...

From Goodbye and Good Riddance, life imitates the trio:

askye - I have a GORILLA for My ARMY!!!! MY Gorilla Army to wreck havoc, mayhem and destruction on Disney World (except in May).

And Nutella. so I can get a sugar high and go rampaging.

A Gorilla Minion!!!! Fear me.

Now....what am I going to name him....

Aimée - I'll put my evil bunny minion up against your gorilla minion!!! ;-)

askye - imagines the Evil Bunny/ Gorilla Minion War....

Wanna just join forces and double the amount of mayhem we can do?