Cindy in "Dude, Where's my Precious?" :
Tricksey Buffista-es - seeing my precious before me. It's mine - it was filmed for me. It came to me.
Wash: I mean, I'm the one she swore to love, honor and obey. Mal: Listen... She swore to obey? Wash: Well, no, not...
'War Stories'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Nilly - Dec 18, 2002 7:34:48 am PST #1388 of 10000
Swouncing
sumi - Dec 18, 2002 9:52:39 am PST #1389 of 10000
Art Crawl!!!
John H & David S in Natter:
"I had a dream about the Board while I was away, I dreamed that I reprogrammed it so that everyone's name had "-Sue" after it. Hec was DavidS-Sue, ita was ita-Sue and so on. I have no idea what it means."
David Sue flipped his flowing auburn hair over his shoulder, his green eyes flashing merrily. With a flick of his tapered finger he broke the encryption on the evil mcguffinator, then whirling threw a Bic with unerring accuracy through the eye of the Cexexof demon which shattered into a thousand scintillant shards. David Sue exited, stage left, humming the Pollanaise with perfect pitch.
Betsy HP - Dec 18, 2002 10:22:31 am PST #1390 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
And the hyena sex train leaves the station in TTT: (COMMED because I only supplied the setup.)
Me, channeling Éowyn: "Damn it, why can't I have wild hyena sex with a Númenorian?"
Amyparker: MOM!!!!! Betsy broke me!
billytea: Pretty much part of the definition of wild hyena sex. "If it ain't broke, you're doing it wrong."
amyparker: You said "wild hyena sex" and now I can't stop laughing. I am going to be weeping with joy at the sight of the sets for Rohan, and the words "wild hyena sex" are going to gaily jaunt through my forebrain, and the ushers are going to throw me out due to uncontrollable hysteria.
If I need bail money tonight, lady, I'm calling your house.
Pmoon:
I was just trying to figure out why a virgin would be angry.
And you pretty much summed it up perfectly.
Sumiko: Think so.
Plus - - imagine her ire when she finds out about Arwen.
Ms. Havisham: It'll be a bad day for Arwen, methinks.
billytea: Hey, do me a favour. When Eowyn meets Aragorn and gets all piny an' stuff, could you shout out, just the once, "You're doing it wrong!"?
amyparker: Billytea, I hate you. That is all.
Pmoon: Well, I don't think Arwen and Aragorn were having the wild hyena sex yet either, not with Elrond breathing down both their necks their entire courtship. That and "wild hyena sex" kind of goes against the whole ethereal "Evenstar of her People" persona.
billytea : Heh. If we needed any proof that the title was overrated...
Katie M.: Besides, Eowyn gets to have wild hyena sex with Faramir, who isn't all about pining for unavailable elven princesses with prissy fathers.
Sumi: Because he's pining for Aragorn too.
It's something they have in common.
candyb:
Well, I don't think Arwen and Aragorn were having the wild hyena sex yet either, not with Elrond breathing down both their necks their entire courtship. That and "wild hyena sex" kind of goes against the whole ethereal "Evenstar of her People" persona.
I think Galadriel let them have The Wild Hyena Sex.
Pmoon:
he's pining for Aragorn too.
Oh, pining, shmining -- they're practically living together by the end!
Katie M: So *that's* why Eowyn was all for the move to Ithilien...
Betsy HP - Dec 18, 2002 10:39:05 am PST #1391 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
Madrigal: There's vegan jerky in the US. I don't think it's meant for eating so much as using an excuse to practice expressions of disbelief.
meara - Dec 18, 2002 10:39:48 am PST #1392 of 10000
Kat Perez, in Buffy:
Now, I'm imagining me with protoslayer's limp, lifeless body under my desk tomorrow and every time I get the urge I just start giving her a few good kicks and whispering "More backstory on the protoslayer, Matri. Make me believe it."
amych - Dec 18, 2002 10:52:13 am PST #1393 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Betsy, with more on Tolkeinian sex, in Dude Where's my Precious
Actually, I don't believe anybody in Tolkien has sex, hot or otherwise. The elves reproduce by singing. Hobbits are, of course, found in the cabbage patch.
Aragorn and Arwen just talk until Fate, in disgust, drops a baby on their heads.
Fay - Dec 18, 2002 10:57:01 am PST #1394 of 10000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
chiz. beat me to it.
grrr.
billytea - Dec 18, 2002 11:09:20 am PST #1395 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Steph, in Buffy:
My work here is done! By someone else.
Betsy HP - Dec 18, 2002 11:25:28 am PST #1396 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
billytea:
My office put on a holiday breakfast today. The flyer announced "This year's theme, 'A Celebration of Traditions', will include a buffet of breakfast foods celebrating Hanukkah, Kwanzaa and Christmas." It gave me a mental image of a basket of croissants singing carols and exchanging little pats of butter.
billytea - Dec 18, 2002 11:44:38 am PST #1397 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
In Buffy, spoileriffic for two shows!
Madrigal:
"Maybe we should call Angel." "I already did. Nobody ever answers there. You'd think they were having an apocalypse of their own or something."
Brenda:
"Jeez, Buffy, I'd love to help. But there's this thing...I'm in love with Cordy and she's sleeping with my year-old son."
"Your wha?"
"He's big for his age."