Mal ,'The Train Job'
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billytea:
My office put on a holiday breakfast today. The flyer announced "This year's theme, 'A Celebration of Traditions', will include a buffet of breakfast foods celebrating Hanukkah, Kwanzaa and Christmas." It gave me a mental image of a basket of croissants singing carols and exchanging little pats of butter.
In Buffy, spoileriffic for two shows!
Madrigal:
"Maybe we should call Angel." "I already did. Nobody ever answers there. You'd think they were having an apocalypse of their own or something."
Brenda:
"Jeez, Buffy, I'd love to help. But there's this thing...I'm in love with Cordy and she's sleeping with my year-old son."
"Your wha?"
"He's big for his age."
Aimee in Natter:
She's not bipolar! She's Gollum!!!
Also in Natter:
Rio
Did they have any CAMELS?
Aimee
No, but I'd give up on having a camel if I could have a puppy.
Or a baby.
Or popcorn.
Wanders away hungry...
From Goodbye and Good Riddance, life imitates the trio:
askye - I have a GORILLA for My ARMY!!!! MY Gorilla Army to wreck havoc, mayhem and destruction on Disney World (except in May).
And Nutella. so I can get a sugar high and go rampaging.
A Gorilla Minion!!!! Fear me.
Now....what am I going to name him....
Aimée - I'll put my evil bunny minion up against your gorilla minion!!! ;-)
askye - imagines the Evil Bunny/ Gorilla Minion War....
Wanna just join forces and double the amount of mayhem we can do?
3 times in one day!!
Does a little cabbage patch
It all started when Shawn mentioned holographic wills...
JessPMoon: I'm picturing a will in the style of "help me, Obi-wan," but I have a feeling I'm wrong, too.
Miracleman: "And to my lazy, no good, shiftless son I leave - *beeeeyoooop*"
"Dude, what happened?"
"Uh...R2 musta, uh...shorted out or something."
"Did you shoot him with that Jawa gun? I saw sparks and I could swear..."
"No, man, seriously, he's all old an' junk and, uh, probably just fried his fribittzator or, y'know, overworked the grommitizer or something. Anyway, I distinctly heard Dad say 'all my fortunes, the money, the cars, the house, EVERYTHING' right before R2 tanked."
"What? Lemme check your pockets!"
"This is not the droid-knockout gun thingy you are looking for..."
"Stop waving your hand like that! Are you stoned?"
I would like to add that My Number 1 Gorilla Minion has a name--Scola the Destroyer, in honor of my benefactor.
Kat, in Buffy:
when Joyce was talking to Buffy, she says something about The Evil is eveywhere. I had a flash to those old Visa or MC commercials:
The Evil. It's everywhere you want to be.
From Buffy (edit: Previously, and not spoilery), I don't think it's spoilery cuz I don't even remember to what Nou was originally referring :
Noumenon:
Right, he's like the one who always opposes the cocky newcomer for breaking apart the "family," and ultimately his loyalty results in him being turned into a demonoid supersoldier who has to be killed by another member of the band? Seen that one a hundred times.meara:
Yeah, I hate it when that happens. Damn band camp politics.
(definitely not spoilery, because it was in Previously, not Buffy)