Madrigal: There's vegan jerky in the US. I don't think it's meant for eating so much as using an excuse to practice expressions of disbelief.
Haven't you killed me enough for one day?
Mal ,'War Stories'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Betsy HP - Dec 18, 2002 10:39:05 am PST #1391 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
meara - Dec 18, 2002 10:39:48 am PST #1392 of 10000
Kat Perez, in Buffy:
Now, I'm imagining me with protoslayer's limp, lifeless body under my desk tomorrow and every time I get the urge I just start giving her a few good kicks and whispering "More backstory on the protoslayer, Matri. Make me believe it."
amych - Dec 18, 2002 10:52:13 am PST #1393 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Betsy, with more on Tolkeinian sex, in Dude Where's my Precious
Actually, I don't believe anybody in Tolkien has sex, hot or otherwise. The elves reproduce by singing. Hobbits are, of course, found in the cabbage patch.
Aragorn and Arwen just talk until Fate, in disgust, drops a baby on their heads.
Fay - Dec 18, 2002 10:57:01 am PST #1394 of 10000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
chiz. beat me to it.
grrr.
billytea - Dec 18, 2002 11:09:20 am PST #1395 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Steph, in Buffy:
My work here is done! By someone else.
Betsy HP - Dec 18, 2002 11:25:28 am PST #1396 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
billytea:
My office put on a holiday breakfast today. The flyer announced "This year's theme, 'A Celebration of Traditions', will include a buffet of breakfast foods celebrating Hanukkah, Kwanzaa and Christmas." It gave me a mental image of a basket of croissants singing carols and exchanging little pats of butter.
billytea - Dec 18, 2002 11:44:38 am PST #1397 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
In Buffy, spoileriffic for two shows!
Madrigal:
"Maybe we should call Angel." "I already did. Nobody ever answers there. You'd think they were having an apocalypse of their own or something."
Brenda:
"Jeez, Buffy, I'd love to help. But there's this thing...I'm in love with Cordy and she's sleeping with my year-old son."
"Your wha?"
"He's big for his age."
billytea - Dec 18, 2002 12:07:24 pm PST #1398 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Aimee in Natter:
She's not bipolar! She's Gollum!!!
Also in Natter:
Rio
Did they have any CAMELS?
Aimee
No, but I'd give up on having a camel if I could have a puppy.
Or a baby.
Or popcorn.
Wanders away hungry...
DXMachina - Dec 18, 2002 12:19:45 pm PST #1399 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
From Goodbye and Good Riddance, life imitates the trio:
askye - I have a GORILLA for My ARMY!!!! MY Gorilla Army to wreck havoc, mayhem and destruction on Disney World (except in May).
And Nutella. so I can get a sugar high and go rampaging.
A Gorilla Minion!!!! Fear me.
Now....what am I going to name him....
Aimée - I'll put my evil bunny minion up against your gorilla minion!!! ;-)
askye - imagines the Evil Bunny/ Gorilla Minion War....
Wanna just join forces and double the amount of mayhem we can do?
Aims - Dec 18, 2002 12:25:11 pm PST #1400 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
3 times in one day!!
Does a little cabbage patch