chiz. beat me to it.
grrr.
It's a real burden being right so often.
Mal ,'Bushwhacked'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Fay - Dec 18, 2002 10:57:01 am PST #1394 of 10000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
billytea - Dec 18, 2002 11:09:20 am PST #1395 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Steph, in Buffy:
My work here is done! By someone else.
Betsy HP - Dec 18, 2002 11:25:28 am PST #1396 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
billytea:
My office put on a holiday breakfast today. The flyer announced "This year's theme, 'A Celebration of Traditions', will include a buffet of breakfast foods celebrating Hanukkah, Kwanzaa and Christmas." It gave me a mental image of a basket of croissants singing carols and exchanging little pats of butter.
billytea - Dec 18, 2002 11:44:38 am PST #1397 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
In Buffy, spoileriffic for two shows!
Madrigal:
"Maybe we should call Angel." "I already did. Nobody ever answers there. You'd think they were having an apocalypse of their own or something."
Brenda:
"Jeez, Buffy, I'd love to help. But there's this thing...I'm in love with Cordy and she's sleeping with my year-old son."
"Your wha?"
"He's big for his age."
billytea - Dec 18, 2002 12:07:24 pm PST #1398 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Aimee in Natter:
She's not bipolar! She's Gollum!!!
Also in Natter:
Rio
Did they have any CAMELS?
Aimee
No, but I'd give up on having a camel if I could have a puppy.
Or a baby.
Or popcorn.
Wanders away hungry...
DXMachina - Dec 18, 2002 12:19:45 pm PST #1399 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
From Goodbye and Good Riddance, life imitates the trio:
askye - I have a GORILLA for My ARMY!!!! MY Gorilla Army to wreck havoc, mayhem and destruction on Disney World (except in May).
And Nutella. so I can get a sugar high and go rampaging.
A Gorilla Minion!!!! Fear me.
Now....what am I going to name him....
Aimée - I'll put my evil bunny minion up against your gorilla minion!!! ;-)
askye - imagines the Evil Bunny/ Gorilla Minion War....
Wanna just join forces and double the amount of mayhem we can do?
Aims - Dec 18, 2002 12:25:11 pm PST #1400 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
3 times in one day!!
Does a little cabbage patch
Jesse - Dec 18, 2002 1:21:18 pm PST #1401 of 10000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
It all started when Shawn mentioned holographic wills...
JessPMoon: I'm picturing a will in the style of "help me, Obi-wan," but I have a feeling I'm wrong, too.
Miracleman: "And to my lazy, no good, shiftless son I leave - *beeeeyoooop*"
"Dude, what happened?"
"Uh...R2 musta, uh...shorted out or something."
"Did you shoot him with that Jawa gun? I saw sparks and I could swear..."
"No, man, seriously, he's all old an' junk and, uh, probably just fried his fribittzator or, y'know, overworked the grommitizer or something. Anyway, I distinctly heard Dad say 'all my fortunes, the money, the cars, the house, EVERYTHING' right before R2 tanked."
"What? Lemme check your pockets!"
"This is not the droid-knockout gun thingy you are looking for..."
"Stop waving your hand like that! Are you stoned?"
askye - Dec 18, 2002 2:07:06 pm PST #1402 of 10000
Thrive to spite them
I would like to add that My Number 1 Gorilla Minion has a name--Scola the Destroyer, in honor of my benefactor.
meara - Dec 18, 2002 2:53:16 pm PST #1403 of 10000
Kat, in Buffy:
when Joyce was talking to Buffy, she says something about The Evil is eveywhere. I had a flash to those old Visa or MC commercials:
The Evil. It's everywhere you want to be.