Cordelia ,'End of Days'
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Kat Perez, in Buffy:
Now, I'm imagining me with protoslayer's limp, lifeless body under my desk tomorrow and every time I get the urge I just start giving her a few good kicks and whispering "More backstory on the protoslayer, Matri. Make me believe it."
Betsy, with more on Tolkeinian sex, in Dude Where's my Precious
Actually, I don't believe anybody in Tolkien has sex, hot or otherwise. The elves reproduce by singing. Hobbits are, of course, found in the cabbage patch.
Aragorn and Arwen just talk until Fate, in disgust, drops a baby on their heads.
chiz. beat me to it.
grrr.
Steph, in Buffy:
My work here is done! By someone else.
billytea:
My office put on a holiday breakfast today. The flyer announced "This year's theme, 'A Celebration of Traditions', will include a buffet of breakfast foods celebrating Hanukkah, Kwanzaa and Christmas." It gave me a mental image of a basket of croissants singing carols and exchanging little pats of butter.
In Buffy, spoileriffic for two shows!
Madrigal:
"Maybe we should call Angel." "I already did. Nobody ever answers there. You'd think they were having an apocalypse of their own or something."
Brenda:
"Jeez, Buffy, I'd love to help. But there's this thing...I'm in love with Cordy and she's sleeping with my year-old son."
"Your wha?"
"He's big for his age."
Aimee in Natter:
She's not bipolar! She's Gollum!!!
Also in Natter:
Rio
Did they have any CAMELS?
Aimee
No, but I'd give up on having a camel if I could have a puppy.
Or a baby.
Or popcorn.
Wanders away hungry...
From Goodbye and Good Riddance, life imitates the trio:
askye - I have a GORILLA for My ARMY!!!! MY Gorilla Army to wreck havoc, mayhem and destruction on Disney World (except in May).
And Nutella. so I can get a sugar high and go rampaging.
A Gorilla Minion!!!! Fear me.
Now....what am I going to name him....
Aimée - I'll put my evil bunny minion up against your gorilla minion!!! ;-)
askye - imagines the Evil Bunny/ Gorilla Minion War....
Wanna just join forces and double the amount of mayhem we can do?
3 times in one day!!
Does a little cabbage patch
It all started when Shawn mentioned holographic wills...
JessPMoon: I'm picturing a will in the style of "help me, Obi-wan," but I have a feeling I'm wrong, too.
Miracleman: "And to my lazy, no good, shiftless son I leave - *beeeeyoooop*"
"Dude, what happened?"
"Uh...R2 musta, uh...shorted out or something."
"Did you shoot him with that Jawa gun? I saw sparks and I could swear..."
"No, man, seriously, he's all old an' junk and, uh, probably just fried his fribittzator or, y'know, overworked the grommitizer or something. Anyway, I distinctly heard Dad say 'all my fortunes, the money, the cars, the house, EVERYTHING' right before R2 tanked."
"What? Lemme check your pockets!"
"This is not the droid-knockout gun thingy you are looking for..."
"Stop waving your hand like that! Are you stoned?"