I've tried to march in the Slayer Pride Parade ...

Joyce ,'Same Time, Same Place'


Buffista Fic: It Could Be Plot Bunnies  

Where the Buffistas let their fanfic creative juices flow. May contain erotica.


Connie Neil - Jan 02, 2003 2:05:57 pm PST #865 of 10001
brillig

My ff "flame" was "Slash? No, no, no, please, no." It was between two reviews of "Oh, boy, Spike and V!Giles? Cool!"


erikaj - Jan 02, 2003 2:06:30 pm PST #866 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

I love Spike. I love Giles. Personally, I wouldn't think of having them have sex together, but different strokes.At 14, I would've been completely stunned. It's funny though, if both characters are vampires I can imagine them shagging anybody. "Oh, you know vampires. They'll do it with everyone. Or eat them."


Connie Neil - Jan 02, 2003 2:08:03 pm PST #867 of 10001
brillig

"Oh, you know vampires. They'll do it with everyone. Or eat them."

Which sums up my take on them nicely.


Am-Chau Yarkona - Jan 02, 2003 2:08:55 pm PST #868 of 10001
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty

At 14, I would've been completely stunned.

That's probably really what the flame was. 'Giles is old and Spike's straight and you ought to see a therapist' really did strike me as more thier issue than mine.


Connie Neil - Jan 02, 2003 2:10:30 pm PST #869 of 10001
brillig

My reaction to the "Giles is old! Ick!" statements is always a restrained sob and a virtual pat on the shoulder accompanied by "Someday, when you are a woman, you will understand, my dear." And I go back to mentally cataloging every lucious crag on ASH's face. Oh, and counting the imperfectly disguised lines on JM, too, while I'm at it.


erikaj - Jan 02, 2003 2:12:45 pm PST #870 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

I only hope I meet a man that old and decrepit one day.


Am-Chau Yarkona - Jan 02, 2003 2:14:03 pm PST #871 of 10001
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty

That's pretty much what I did. And I tend to counter the 'they're straight' arguments with 'oh yeah? Giles and Ethan? Look again. Spike and Xander? Look again." I turned one person on to the HoYay that way.

Which sounds appropriately porny on re-reading.


Connie Neil - Jan 02, 2003 2:43:10 pm PST #872 of 10001
brillig

I think you get a toaster for that, Am-Chau.


Rebecca Lizard - Jan 02, 2003 2:45:56 pm PST #873 of 10001
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

I don't find Giles, or ASH, hot, personally. It's not really an Eww! He's old! -type thing; it's more, I think, just the dykier-than-thou of my parts getting up and waving their arms. I just can't understand, viscerally or intellectually, any of the appeal.

Steph to me on the phone: That's just-- that's just wrong! Even-- chairs should find Giles hot!


Steph L. - Jan 02, 2003 2:58:02 pm PST #874 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Steph to me on the phone: That's just-- that's just wrong! Even-- chairs should find Giles hot!

Well, they SHOULD!!!

I think *everyone*, regardless of gender or preference of nookie partner, should find Giles hot.