Jesse, speaking of problems that only exist inside one person's head...why don't you throw them away? Then you won't have them burning a hole in your desk anymore.
Either that or the shoe thing.
Right. Piano. Because that's what we used to kill that big demon that one time. No, wait. That was a rocket launcher.
Xander ,'Touched'
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§ ita § - May 09, 2006 2:30:20 pm PDT #6365 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
JZ - May 09, 2006 2:30:46 pm PDT #6366 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
PS: I like they way you think, JZ.
OMG. That is totally a veiled threat, isn't it?
::is terrified::
::starts stuffing small, unmarked bills in a paper bag::
Jesse - May 09, 2006 2:37:28 pm PDT #6367 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Throw them away?!?! They're perfectly good things... I'll never use. I should sell them, is what I should do.
JZ: Wait for further instructions.
§ ita § - May 09, 2006 2:39:10 pm PDT #6368 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Using them is difficult but selling them is practical?
Jesse - May 09, 2006 2:39:54 pm PDT #6369 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I don't know about practical.
Pix - May 09, 2006 2:41:15 pm PDT #6370 of 10002
The status is NOT quo.
I just skipped a bizillionty posts. We're writing ransom notes? Polka-dotted ones?
Jesse - May 09, 2006 2:44:39 pm PDT #6371 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I am, apparently. So far my to-do list for after graduation looks like this:
1. Hire hooker for ita
2. Send JZ and/or Jilli ransom note.
§ ita § - May 09, 2006 2:45:26 pm PDT #6372 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I don't know about practical.
Evidently.
::leaves work::
Pix - May 09, 2006 2:45:38 pm PDT #6373 of 10002
The status is NOT quo.
It's good that you have a plan for your future. Your college counselor would be proud.
ChiKat - May 09, 2006 2:45:54 pm PDT #6374 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Whoa. I missed the hooker thing. Hooker?