Fred: Oh my God! Angel, you're…cute! Angel: Fred, don't! Fred: Oh, but the little hands! And the hair! Angel: Hey! You're fired.

'Smile Time'


Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - May 09, 2006 2:39:54 pm PDT #6369 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I don't know about practical.


Pix - May 09, 2006 2:41:15 pm PDT #6370 of 10002
The status is NOT quo.

I just skipped a bizillionty posts. We're writing ransom notes? Polka-dotted ones?


Jesse - May 09, 2006 2:44:39 pm PDT #6371 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I am, apparently. So far my to-do list for after graduation looks like this:

1. Hire hooker for ita
2. Send JZ and/or Jilli ransom note.


§ ita § - May 09, 2006 2:45:26 pm PDT #6372 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I don't know about practical.

Evidently.

::leaves work::


Pix - May 09, 2006 2:45:38 pm PDT #6373 of 10002
The status is NOT quo.

It's good that you have a plan for your future. Your college counselor would be proud.


ChiKat - May 09, 2006 2:45:54 pm PDT #6374 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Whoa. I missed the hooker thing. Hooker?


Jesse - May 09, 2006 2:47:04 pm PDT #6375 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I don't know, really, ChiKat -- ita wants to be able to talk about crazy sex over her cell phone, or something?


§ ita § - May 09, 2006 2:47:56 pm PDT #6376 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Also my friends' lives outraunch mine, and I feel left out.

::really leaves::


ChiKat - May 09, 2006 2:52:20 pm PDT #6377 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

ita wants to be able to talk about crazy sex over her cell phone, or something?

And she needs a hooker for this? I suspect there are some people out there who would have phone sex with her for free.

Also my friends' lives outraunch mine, and I feel left out.

Hooker is a valid choice for raunching up one's life.


Jesse - May 09, 2006 2:56:00 pm PDT #6378 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

And she needs a hooker for this? I suspect there are some people out there who would have phone sex with her for free.

I was just trying to help. I dunno.

Dudes, my brain is so fried right now, it's not even funny.