It's good that you have a plan for your future. Your college counselor would be proud.
Oh, God. Oh, God. My hair. My hair! The government gave me bad hair!
Cordelia ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'
Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Pix - May 09, 2006 2:45:38 pm PDT #6373 of 10002
The status is NOT quo.
ChiKat - May 09, 2006 2:45:54 pm PDT #6374 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Whoa. I missed the hooker thing. Hooker?
Jesse - May 09, 2006 2:47:04 pm PDT #6375 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I don't know, really, ChiKat -- ita wants to be able to talk about crazy sex over her cell phone, or something?
§ ita § - May 09, 2006 2:47:56 pm PDT #6376 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Also my friends' lives outraunch mine, and I feel left out.
::really leaves::
ChiKat - May 09, 2006 2:52:20 pm PDT #6377 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
ita wants to be able to talk about crazy sex over her cell phone, or something?
And she needs a hooker for this? I suspect there are some people out there who would have phone sex with her for free.
Also my friends' lives outraunch mine, and I feel left out.
Hooker is a valid choice for raunching up one's life.
Jesse - May 09, 2006 2:56:00 pm PDT #6378 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
And she needs a hooker for this? I suspect there are some people out there who would have phone sex with her for free.
I was just trying to help. I dunno.
Dudes, my brain is so fried right now, it's not even funny.
Lee - May 09, 2006 3:09:06 pm PDT #6379 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
1. Hire hooker for ita
2. Send JZ and/or Jilli ransom note.
Hey! What happened to my note! I want my note, damnit.
Sheesh. Turn your back for 5 minutes for 5 minutes, and look what happens.
bon bon - May 09, 2006 3:09:24 pm PDT #6380 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
After spending too much time online and visiting 15-20 stores to find the perfect gym bag-- I get like this with organizational tools; finding a wallet is a nightmare-- I finally got so tired I ended up buying the bag at the store closest to my house on the way home: in black. Which also happened to be the very *first* bag I looked at.
Jesse - May 09, 2006 3:17:50 pm PDT #6381 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Hey! What happened to my note! I want my note, damnit.
That's on the to-do list for before I graduate.
Pix - May 09, 2006 3:19:17 pm PDT #6382 of 10002
The status is NOT quo.
I would also like a note. A note excusing me from work for the rest of the week. On pretty pink paper, please.