I just skipped a bizillionty posts. We're writing ransom notes? Polka-dotted ones?
Funny thing about black and white. You mix it together and you get gray. And it doesn't matter how much white you try and put back in, you're never gonna get anything but gray.
Lilah ,'Destiny'
Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Pix - May 09, 2006 2:41:15 pm PDT #6370 of 10002
The status is NOT quo.
Jesse - May 09, 2006 2:44:39 pm PDT #6371 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I am, apparently. So far my to-do list for after graduation looks like this:
1. Hire hooker for ita
2. Send JZ and/or Jilli ransom note.
§ ita § - May 09, 2006 2:45:26 pm PDT #6372 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I don't know about practical.
Evidently.
::leaves work::
Pix - May 09, 2006 2:45:38 pm PDT #6373 of 10002
The status is NOT quo.
It's good that you have a plan for your future. Your college counselor would be proud.
ChiKat - May 09, 2006 2:45:54 pm PDT #6374 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Whoa. I missed the hooker thing. Hooker?
Jesse - May 09, 2006 2:47:04 pm PDT #6375 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I don't know, really, ChiKat -- ita wants to be able to talk about crazy sex over her cell phone, or something?
§ ita § - May 09, 2006 2:47:56 pm PDT #6376 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Also my friends' lives outraunch mine, and I feel left out.
::really leaves::
ChiKat - May 09, 2006 2:52:20 pm PDT #6377 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
ita wants to be able to talk about crazy sex over her cell phone, or something?
And she needs a hooker for this? I suspect there are some people out there who would have phone sex with her for free.
Also my friends' lives outraunch mine, and I feel left out.
Hooker is a valid choice for raunching up one's life.
Jesse - May 09, 2006 2:56:00 pm PDT #6378 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
And she needs a hooker for this? I suspect there are some people out there who would have phone sex with her for free.
I was just trying to help. I dunno.
Dudes, my brain is so fried right now, it's not even funny.
Lee - May 09, 2006 3:09:06 pm PDT #6379 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
1. Hire hooker for ita
2. Send JZ and/or Jilli ransom note.
Hey! What happened to my note! I want my note, damnit.
Sheesh. Turn your back for 5 minutes for 5 minutes, and look what happens.