Death is your art. You make it with your hands day after day. That final gasp, that look of peace. And part of you is desperate to know: What's it like? Where does it lead you? And now you see, that's the secret. Not the punch you didn't throw or the kicks you didn't land. She really wanted it. Every Slayer has a death wish. Even you.

Spike ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - May 09, 2006 2:39:10 pm PDT #6368 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Using them is difficult but selling them is practical?


Jesse - May 09, 2006 2:39:54 pm PDT #6369 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I don't know about practical.


Pix - May 09, 2006 2:41:15 pm PDT #6370 of 10002
The status is NOT quo.

I just skipped a bizillionty posts. We're writing ransom notes? Polka-dotted ones?


Jesse - May 09, 2006 2:44:39 pm PDT #6371 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I am, apparently. So far my to-do list for after graduation looks like this:

1. Hire hooker for ita
2. Send JZ and/or Jilli ransom note.


§ ita § - May 09, 2006 2:45:26 pm PDT #6372 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I don't know about practical.

Evidently.

::leaves work::


Pix - May 09, 2006 2:45:38 pm PDT #6373 of 10002
The status is NOT quo.

It's good that you have a plan for your future. Your college counselor would be proud.


ChiKat - May 09, 2006 2:45:54 pm PDT #6374 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Whoa. I missed the hooker thing. Hooker?


Jesse - May 09, 2006 2:47:04 pm PDT #6375 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I don't know, really, ChiKat -- ita wants to be able to talk about crazy sex over her cell phone, or something?


§ ita § - May 09, 2006 2:47:56 pm PDT #6376 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Also my friends' lives outraunch mine, and I feel left out.

::really leaves::


ChiKat - May 09, 2006 2:52:20 pm PDT #6377 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

ita wants to be able to talk about crazy sex over her cell phone, or something?

And she needs a hooker for this? I suspect there are some people out there who would have phone sex with her for free.

Also my friends' lives outraunch mine, and I feel left out.

Hooker is a valid choice for raunching up one's life.