Take me, sir. Take me hard.

Zoe ,'War Stories'


Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - May 09, 2006 2:47:04 pm PDT #6375 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I don't know, really, ChiKat -- ita wants to be able to talk about crazy sex over her cell phone, or something?


§ ita § - May 09, 2006 2:47:56 pm PDT #6376 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Also my friends' lives outraunch mine, and I feel left out.

::really leaves::


ChiKat - May 09, 2006 2:52:20 pm PDT #6377 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

ita wants to be able to talk about crazy sex over her cell phone, or something?

And she needs a hooker for this? I suspect there are some people out there who would have phone sex with her for free.

Also my friends' lives outraunch mine, and I feel left out.

Hooker is a valid choice for raunching up one's life.


Jesse - May 09, 2006 2:56:00 pm PDT #6378 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

And she needs a hooker for this? I suspect there are some people out there who would have phone sex with her for free.

I was just trying to help. I dunno.

Dudes, my brain is so fried right now, it's not even funny.


Lee - May 09, 2006 3:09:06 pm PDT #6379 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

1. Hire hooker for ita
2. Send JZ and/or Jilli ransom note.

Hey! What happened to my note! I want my note, damnit.

Sheesh. Turn your back for 5 minutes for 5 minutes, and look what happens.


bon bon - May 09, 2006 3:09:24 pm PDT #6380 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

After spending too much time online and visiting 15-20 stores to find the perfect gym bag-- I get like this with organizational tools; finding a wallet is a nightmare-- I finally got so tired I ended up buying the bag at the store closest to my house on the way home: in black. Which also happened to be the very *first* bag I looked at.


Jesse - May 09, 2006 3:17:50 pm PDT #6381 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Hey! What happened to my note! I want my note, damnit.

That's on the to-do list for before I graduate.


Pix - May 09, 2006 3:19:17 pm PDT #6382 of 10002
The status is NOT quo.

I would also like a note. A note excusing me from work for the rest of the week. On pretty pink paper, please.


Lee - May 09, 2006 3:20:49 pm PDT #6383 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

That's on the to-do list for before I graduate.

1) Pfft-- no need for a card at all, let alone one right away
2) will it be a ransom note, with polka dots?


msbelle - May 09, 2006 3:24:07 pm PDT #6384 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I did some house straightening - GOOD THING

discovered really expensive sunglasses got all scratched to hell - BAD

I guess I should take them to see if they can be fixed in any way. crap crap crap.

bed in 30 min.