How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious.

Wash ,'Objects In Space'


Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


JZ - May 09, 2006 2:30:46 pm PDT #6366 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

PS: I like they way you think, JZ.

OMG. That is totally a veiled threat, isn't it?

::is terrified::

::starts stuffing small, unmarked bills in a paper bag::


Jesse - May 09, 2006 2:37:28 pm PDT #6367 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Throw them away?!?! They're perfectly good things... I'll never use. I should sell them, is what I should do.

JZ: Wait for further instructions.


§ ita § - May 09, 2006 2:39:10 pm PDT #6368 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Using them is difficult but selling them is practical?


Jesse - May 09, 2006 2:39:54 pm PDT #6369 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I don't know about practical.


Pix - May 09, 2006 2:41:15 pm PDT #6370 of 10002
The status is NOT quo.

I just skipped a bizillionty posts. We're writing ransom notes? Polka-dotted ones?


Jesse - May 09, 2006 2:44:39 pm PDT #6371 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I am, apparently. So far my to-do list for after graduation looks like this:

1. Hire hooker for ita
2. Send JZ and/or Jilli ransom note.


§ ita § - May 09, 2006 2:45:26 pm PDT #6372 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I don't know about practical.

Evidently.

::leaves work::


Pix - May 09, 2006 2:45:38 pm PDT #6373 of 10002
The status is NOT quo.

It's good that you have a plan for your future. Your college counselor would be proud.


ChiKat - May 09, 2006 2:45:54 pm PDT #6374 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Whoa. I missed the hooker thing. Hooker?


Jesse - May 09, 2006 2:47:04 pm PDT #6375 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I don't know, really, ChiKat -- ita wants to be able to talk about crazy sex over her cell phone, or something?