Dear Mr. Attorney man,
When you send an email to yourself, and not to me, it really doesn't matter that you sent at 10:30 or that you marked it RUSH. It's still not going to get done.
OKThanxBye
Me
- ******
Dear Monday,
EAT IT AND DIE!
OKThanxBye
Me
Death is your art. You make it with your hands day after day. That final gasp, that look of peace. And part of you is desperate to know: What's it like? Where does it lead you? And now you see, that's the secret. Not the punch you didn't throw or the kicks you didn't land. She really wanted it. Every Slayer has a death wish. Even you.
Spike ,'Conversations with Dead People'
Natter 42, the Universe, and Everything
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, flaming otters, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Lee - Feb 06, 2006 11:29:14 am PST #5352 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
tommyrot - Feb 06, 2006 11:29:55 am PST #5353 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Jeez, tommy, it's like you don't even bother to listen. If it's the president who's doing it, it is by definition following the law.
But... but... but... now I'm confused. Is there some exception to this, where we must enforce the rule of law on the president if the issue involved blowjobs?
Hayden - Feb 06, 2006 11:33:19 am PST #5354 of 10002
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."
Of course. Republicans never get blowjobs. From women.
Gudanov - Feb 06, 2006 11:33:26 am PST #5355 of 10002
Coding and Sleeping
Um... OK, is this still a country where our president... has to follow laws?
You see, that's a pre-9/11 mindset. You have to have a post-9/11 mindset.
Burrell - Feb 06, 2006 11:34:25 am PST #5356 of 10002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Oh, you mean like "Of course not."(wink, wink) Don't know.
yeah. I mean, as long as they are trying to be all secret about it, you'd think that lying would be appropriate.
Kathy A - Feb 06, 2006 11:35:21 am PST #5357 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
Speaking of wacky politics and commenting on them, Newsweek has an article on the Colbert Report.
JZ - Feb 06, 2006 11:36:43 am PST #5358 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Well, duh. Blowjobs are nonprocreative; also, they involve mouths and penises and are just icky, and nice presidents just say no. Nasty presidents get whopped upside the head with the rule of law.
It's a totally different vibe from wiretappings and warrants and email surveillance and library record scanning and cause-of-war misdirection, which do involve mouths, but only mouths saying words, not mouths touching penises (except, possibly, metaphorically).
It's like you never took a civics class, or something.
Steph L. - Feb 06, 2006 11:36:51 am PST #5359 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Is there some exception to this, where we must enforce the rule of law on the president if the issue involved blowjobs?
Tommyrot! THAT was a matter of MORALS! We MUST uphold this country's morals, even if it means kicking the president out of office!
England prevails!
(England prevails, leader.)
This is the voice of Fate, signing off.
§ ita § - Feb 06, 2006 11:45:26 am PST #5360 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Nutty - Feb 06, 2006 11:47:30 am PST #5361 of 10002
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
Let's be fair. I cannot think of a single reason why a blowjob would improve national security, whereas I can think of scenarios in which evil ratfinkery would achieve that goal.
Then again, executing all citizens of this country whose names fall in the first half of the alphabet would undoubtedly improve national security too, because that is 150,000,000 fewer people to have to keep track of and protect.