Sweet, Steph.
The camel experiment in California. In case anyone's interested.
I've really got to learn to just do the damage and get out of town. It's the 'stay and gloat' that gets me every time.
Ethan Rayne ,'Potential'
Natter 42, the Universe, and Everything
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, flaming otters, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Feb 06, 2006 11:45:26 am PST #5360 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Nutty - Feb 06, 2006 11:47:30 am PST #5361 of 10002
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
Let's be fair. I cannot think of a single reason why a blowjob would improve national security, whereas I can think of scenarios in which evil ratfinkery would achieve that goal.
Then again, executing all citizens of this country whose names fall in the first half of the alphabet would undoubtedly improve national security too, because that is 150,000,000 fewer people to have to keep track of and protect.
aurelia - Feb 06, 2006 11:50:37 am PST #5362 of 10002
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
First name or last name? Just wondering where I stand.
Jessica - Feb 06, 2006 11:50:46 am PST #5363 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
note to self: start using maiden name again once Nutty is elected President
DXMachina - Feb 06, 2006 11:56:01 am PST #5364 of 10002
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
start using maiden name again once Nutty is elected President
Ummm, doesn't your maiden name start with a letter from the first half of the alphabet?
msbelle - Feb 06, 2006 11:58:10 am PST #5365 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
Before I went to bed I thought I broke my fever, temp read normal. Now up from nap it is back up to 101. unacceptable.
§ ita § - Feb 06, 2006 11:58:55 am PST #5366 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Don't sleep! The germs will eat you!
Jessica - Feb 06, 2006 12:01:22 pm PST #5367 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Ummm, doesn't your maiden name start with a letter from the first half of the alphabet?
I'm counting on there being relatively few X, Y, and Z names, thus pushing me into the latter half by population numbers.
beth b - Feb 06, 2006 12:04:58 pm PST #5368 of 10002
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
never changed my name. but changeing my name would not have gotten me out of the death pool .
nice knowing y'all
Nutty - Feb 06, 2006 12:06:39 pm PST #5369 of 10002
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
FWIW, both my first and last names are in the first half of the alphabet. The same is true of George Bush (junior and senior). Also, Alberto Gonzales. If you are counting nicknames, Dick Cheney.
...wait. I gotta change my name.