You never know if a girl's gonna say 'yes', or if she's gonna laugh in your face and pull out your still-beating heart and crush it into the ground with her heel.

Xander ,'Help'


Natter 42, the Universe, and Everything  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, flaming otters, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


JZ - Feb 06, 2006 11:36:43 am PST #5358 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Well, duh. Blowjobs are nonprocreative; also, they involve mouths and penises and are just icky, and nice presidents just say no. Nasty presidents get whopped upside the head with the rule of law.

It's a totally different vibe from wiretappings and warrants and email surveillance and library record scanning and cause-of-war misdirection, which do involve mouths, but only mouths saying words, not mouths touching penises (except, possibly, metaphorically).

It's like you never took a civics class, or something.


Steph L. - Feb 06, 2006 11:36:51 am PST #5359 of 10002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Is there some exception to this, where we must enforce the rule of law on the president if the issue involved blowjobs?

Tommyrot! THAT was a matter of MORALS! We MUST uphold this country's morals, even if it means kicking the president out of office!

England prevails!
(England prevails, leader.)

This is the voice of Fate, signing off.


§ ita § - Feb 06, 2006 11:45:26 am PST #5360 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Sweet, Steph.

The camel experiment in California. In case anyone's interested.


Nutty - Feb 06, 2006 11:47:30 am PST #5361 of 10002
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Let's be fair. I cannot think of a single reason why a blowjob would improve national security, whereas I can think of scenarios in which evil ratfinkery would achieve that goal.

Then again, executing all citizens of this country whose names fall in the first half of the alphabet would undoubtedly improve national security too, because that is 150,000,000 fewer people to have to keep track of and protect.


aurelia - Feb 06, 2006 11:50:37 am PST #5362 of 10002
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

First name or last name? Just wondering where I stand.


Jessica - Feb 06, 2006 11:50:46 am PST #5363 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

note to self: start using maiden name again once Nutty is elected President


DXMachina - Feb 06, 2006 11:56:01 am PST #5364 of 10002
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

start using maiden name again once Nutty is elected President

Ummm, doesn't your maiden name start with a letter from the first half of the alphabet?


msbelle - Feb 06, 2006 11:58:10 am PST #5365 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Before I went to bed I thought I broke my fever, temp read normal. Now up from nap it is back up to 101. unacceptable.


§ ita § - Feb 06, 2006 11:58:55 am PST #5366 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Don't sleep! The germs will eat you!


Jessica - Feb 06, 2006 12:01:22 pm PST #5367 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Ummm, doesn't your maiden name start with a letter from the first half of the alphabet?

I'm counting on there being relatively few X, Y, and Z names, thus pushing me into the latter half by population numbers.