Let's be fair. I cannot think of a single reason why a blowjob would improve national security, whereas I can think of scenarios in which evil ratfinkery would achieve that goal.

Then again, executing all citizens of this country whose names fall in the first half of the alphabet would undoubtedly improve national security too, because that is 150,000,000 fewer people to have to keep track of and protect.

First name or last name? Just wondering where I stand.

note to self: start using maiden name again once Nutty is elected President

start using maiden name again once Nutty is elected President

Ummm, doesn't your maiden name start with a letter from the first half of the alphabet?

Before I went to bed I thought I broke my fever, temp read normal. Now up from nap it is back up to 101. unacceptable.

Don't sleep! The germs will eat you!

Ummm, doesn't your maiden name start with a letter from the first half of the alphabet?

I'm counting on there being relatively few X, Y, and Z names, thus pushing me into the latter half by population numbers.

never changed my name. but changeing my name would not have gotten me out of the death pool .

nice knowing y'all

FWIW, both my first and last names are in the first half of the alphabet. The same is true of George Bush (junior and senior). Also, Alberto Gonzales. If you are counting nicknames, Dick Cheney.

...wait. I gotta change my name.

I'm thinking Nutty's "kill'em, kill'em all" platform isn't very politically viable.