Spike: Heard what happened up top, offing your dad and all. Don't know if you know this, but, uh…I killed my mum. Actually, I'd already killed her, and then she tried to shag me, so I had to-- Wesley: Thank you. I'm…very comforted.

'Lineage'


Buffy and Angel 1: BUFFYNANGLE4EVA!!!!!1!

Is it better the second time around? Or the third? Or tenth? This is the place to come when you have a burning desire to talk about an old episode that was just re-run.


Fred Pete - May 12, 2005 5:00:39 am PDT #699 of 10707
Ann, that's a ferret.

Would anyone NOT chuck Harmony?

I might go with F Harmony. Mainly because I'd have a better chance of surviving the experience than with Drusilla.


Frankenbuddha - May 12, 2005 5:42:48 am PDT #700 of 10707
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I might go with F Harmony. Mainly because I'd have a better chance of surviving the experience than with Drusilla.

Yes, but since Harmony's inane pillow talk would probably make my head explode, I may as well go for hotter but crazier.


Jon B. - May 12, 2005 5:52:24 am PDT #701 of 10707
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

"Huh, so THAT'S the face of Rio's nookie-on-tap."

FAQ Girl saw the same documentary prior to meeting him IRL. She says he's much much cuter IRL.


juliana - May 12, 2005 6:05:18 am PDT #702 of 10707
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Would anyone NOT chuck Harmony?

Since girl is amazingly air-headed and probably not that good in bed, I would chuck her.


§ ita § - May 12, 2005 6:40:06 am PDT #703 of 10707
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

But threesome with Charlize Theron!


JohnSweden - May 12, 2005 7:00:50 am PDT #704 of 10707
I can't even.

But threesome with Charlize Theron!

Is that actually on the table, or is it just an abstract possibility, because it would bear thinking about.


§ ita § - May 12, 2005 7:01:10 am PDT #705 of 10707
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Well, Harmony wouldn't mind.


P.M. Marc - May 12, 2005 7:14:39 am PDT #706 of 10707
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

All signs point to bedroom skills as one of Harm's few real talents, so I might go with F.


§ ita § - May 12, 2005 7:22:45 am PDT #707 of 10707
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

What signs are those? I skimmed S5, and can't quite find any.


Stephanie - May 12, 2005 7:29:08 am PDT #708 of 10707
Trust my rage

I always assumed that bedroom skills were the only reason Spike was with her.